Category Archives: Cleveland

Chuck Booms Stars In A Euclid Mayoral Campaign Video… AND LOOK AT HIS SHIRT!!!

October 15, 2015 Mike Leave a comment

Ah, October. The time for football, Halloween, and low budget political commercials that fill up your TV screen during every commercial break. Here we have former 92.3 The Fan host Chuck Booms endorsing Euclid mayoral candidate David Lynch. But let’s not focus on politics in this blog post. Let’s focus on that majestic 50% cotton/50% polyester blend button up shirt that ol’ Chucky is sporting.

Fire. Absolute Randy Johnson high heat fire. I mean, look at this baby

At first glance I couldn’t tell if this was a political ad or the new trailer for the Team America: World Police sequel. So much America oozing from that shirt that right after I watched these videos I immediatly went to YouTube and started listening to instrumental versions of The Star Spangled Banner. USA USA USA!!!

Miss you on the airwaves, Chuck.

PS: My dad lived in Euclid in his 20s and literally every other day he talks about how great the E. 185th Festival used to be until they cancelled it. Don’t really know how Euclid is now but I can tell you that as a 27 year old I won’t be moving there any time soon.

PPS: Booms + Hulk is a match made in heaven

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Tailgating Browns Fan Smashes Beer Against His Head Then Proceeds To Chug It

September 28, 2015 Mike Leave a comment

https://twitter.com/barstoolsports/status/648270206704439298

People wonder why us Browns fans tailgate so hard and drink as much as we do. Did you see the game yesterday? Have you seen the games since 1999? Sometimes you just have to be like this dude and concuss yourself while getting blackout drunk to be able to make it through another football season in Cleveland. I’m really digging the cut of this dude’s jib. Big fan of his panache.

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Woman Starts A Fire At The South Euclid Walmart As A Distraction So She Can Steal A Bike

September 25, 2015 Mike Leave a comment

Via Cleveland.com

SOUTH EUCLID, Ohio — South Euclid police are looking for a woman who set fire to a clothing rack at Walmart to distract employees while she shoplifted.

The small fire started about 11:45 a.m. Friday at Warrensville Center Road store, according to a police report.

The flames were quickly extinguished, and no one was hurt.

A surveillance video showed the woman standing near a children’s pajama clearance rack, police said. The woman quickly walked away as the pajamas caught fire.

She then went to the front of the store and grabbed a blue bike.

She left the store with the bike when store employees were distracted by the fire.

There’s times in life when you just know when you’re beat. You just have to shake your head, smile, and accept it. When you get bluffed by a shit hand while playing Texas Hold ‘Em; When you’re a DB trying to cover Odell Beckham Jr; When you’re playing the West Canaan Coyotes and can’t stop the Oopty Oop. We’ve all been there. You’re helpless and know you’re outmatched physically or mentally.

If you were a worker at Walmart on this day, there’s nothing you can do but shake your head and laugh. You just got outsmarted by one of the greats. The David Copperfield of kleptomaniacs. Mind games on mind games. Sleight of hand, ever heard of it?

The ONLY problem I have here is why didn’t she go to the electronics? Fuck a bike. Get a PS4, an XBOX 1, or one of those 55″ Vizio TVs.

So to all of the Walmart South Euclid employees, don’t be discouraged. You ran into a buzzsaw that day. It’s important in life to realize that sometimes people are just better than you. Don’t cry because you got a bike stolen right under your nose, smile because you were a witness to one of the greatest heists the South Euclid Walmart has ever seen.