According to the YouTube description and video title this was seemingly made as sort of a hype video for the Republican National Convention in summer of 2016. The video was posted on the This Is Cleveland Twitter page. In summary, Cleveland is basically the Las Vegas of the midwest.
Also, when the hell is this damn Toby Keith bar going to open? I’m trying to get my hoedown on and drink from Mason jars.
Also, 22 days till Opening Day.
videos via Scott Taylor
Well the videos kind of suck but you can see the gist of what went down. Some sort of brawl was started because a photo booth at a Parma Chuck E. Cheese wasn’t working. I guess in 2015 a malfunctioning machine is grounds to throw down and start a riot. Ha! Who knew?
From Fox 8
PARMA, Ohio- Several employees were injured during a brutal attack at the Chuck E. Cheese in Parma Sunday night.
Just after 7 p.m., a woman attending a birthday party at the Chuck E. Cheese on Ridgewood Drive complained to the manager because the photo booth was not working, Police Sgt. Kevin Riley said. The manager told the woman she would have to wait.
That’s when one of the men from the party followed the manager into the kitchen, threatening to kill him. Parma police said the manager suffered injuries to his face and head as he was beaten. When employees tried to intervene, more men from the birthday party joined the brawl.
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Good God. Imagine being a worker at Chuck E. Cheese that night. I bet that they’re not exactly raking in the dough… You’ve gotta deal with whiny, germ filled, annoying ass kids all day on top of keeping your head on a swivel in case some asshole party goer tries to deck you because they can’t sit in a booth to get their picture taken. Talk about “not worth it.”
“Uh yeah, here are some free tokens. Please don’t beat the shit out of me because the photo booth isn’t working k thanks. I’m not a mechanic, I’m just a high schooler that wears a mouse costume on the weekends.”
PS- How big of an asshole do you have to be to start a fight at Chuck E. Cheese? Seriously… Like, the biggest asshole of all time, right?
Honest question: Can a film win a film festival before the festival even begins? Because if I were another filmmaker at the Cleveland Film Festival I’d pack up my cameras & equpiment; grab my Super 8 Camera and tripod, put away my 8mm film and go the fuck home.
If I’ve said it once I’ve said it a thousand times, Super Pimp is the Crown Jewel of Cleveland. The Downtown Dignitary. The pioneer of pimps. That’s why I picked him as my #2 choice of who should get their own statue in downtown Cleveland. The man is a local legend and if you try and deny that you’re a straight up moron/probably don’t get out very much.
No joke I see this movie dominating the Cleveland Film Festival; moving onto Sundance and dominating again; then moving on to Cannes and doing what Vincent Chase and Billy Walsh couldn’t and get the “Super Pimp” film made into a studio production. Maybe get James Cameron onboard. Maybe Marty Scorcese, I don’t know, I don’t know if we’ll have enough time.
Can’t wait.
This:
Is the new this:
Bottlegate 