Category Archives: Cleveland

I’m In Love With These Drug Kingpin Sisters From Cleveland

Via Cleveland.com

CLEVELAND, Ohio — Four suspected drug dealers — including two sisters who lived in Rocky River — were indicted by a federal grand jury Tuesday and charged with dealing large amounts of club drugs in the Cleveland area.

Rinald Turhani, Denisa Alicka, Jonida Alicka and Leka Konini each face a drug conspiracy charge. Prosecutors say that the quartet were part of a scheme that brought at least 44 pounds of MDMA and high-grade marijuana from Canada into the Cleveland area and other parts of the country.

Prosecutors and the FBI have described the conspiracy as a dangerous one. They said that some of the drugs were dealt out of the posh apartment complex where Denisa Alicka, Turhani’s girlfriend, lived in Rocky River. She and Jonida Alicka, 28, would also routinely travel from New York and Michigan to transport the drugs.


I don’t see what the big problem is here.

Remember when LeBron was drafted and he pledged to “light up” Cleveland like “Las Vegas?”

Well. What quicker way to transform Cleveland into Las Vegas than by supplying its residents with pounds upon pounds of molly? We already have casinos and gambling. We have strip clubs. We already have an outdoor club with a pool. We have Super Pimp. What else do we need?

Club drugs. Lots and lots of club drugs.

In my humble opinion these sisters were just trying to make Cleveland great again.

Plus, they’re easy on the eyes and everyone knows hot people don’t go to jail.

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VIDEO: Man Calls Bruce Drennan “A Huge Penis Head” On Live TV. CLASSIC!

Ha! Jake from Mansield! CRUSHED it!!

The funniest thing about this is that Jake probably waited on hold for 30 minutes just to get that zinger in and the payoff was totally worth it. Any time you have a chance to say “penis” on live TV, you’ve gotta shoot your shot. Almost wish he would’ve went a little more obscene, but hey, beggars can’t be choosers.

If laughing when one of our sports hosts in Cleveland gets called a “penis head” on live TV is wrong then I never want to be right in my lifetime.

Video: Watch The Trailer For ESPN’s New 30 For 30 ‘Believeland’

Hey did you guys hear the one about how Cleveland hasn’t won a championship since 1964 and the people that inhabit it are sad? Well, if you haven’t, ESPN’s 30 For 30 is here to save the day!

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I think I have a pretty good grasp on how the readers of this site feel and I’m pretty sure you guys will love the first voice you hear.

ESPN also released a quick clip about the psyche of a Cleveland sports fan

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I’ll be there to witness this in person when it opens at the Cleveland Film Festival. Maybe have to bring a few of those mini bottles of liquor so I don’t cry and puke all over myself throughout the film. Looks good though.

PS- One day we’ll figure out how to embed a video that isn’t YouTube or Vimeo on this site but sadly that day is not today.