“So what do you wanna do today? Oh I don’t know, let’s go throw some cats.”
When I first glanced at this video I thought FOR SURE these people were from Alabama. Just seems like something people would do in the South.
There’s A LOT of outrage in the comment section of the video but do you know what the dumbest part of this video is? That the guy that’s in the video throwing the cats is the one who uploaded it! How big of a moron can you be? Of course people are going to freak the fuck out when you’re throwing animals over an infant’s head. I don’t think these people really had any intent to harm the cats but it’s just their sheer stupidity to upload this video on the internet that worries me.
PS- If this couple were throwing dogs instead I’d be the first one at their front door with a pitchfork in hand
PPS- Clean your fucking house and get a new TV you loser
Auburn Hills police responded to reports Sunday morning of a man walking northbound in the middle of Interstate 75 wearing nothing but a cowboy hat. No shirt, no pants, no shoes.
The incident was captured on video by a man who pulled over to the highway’s shoulder, just as the nude man walked past. Southbound cars on the highway had to veer to get out of the way of the man. Thankfully, traffic was light because of a recent snowstorm.
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Yikes. Times are looking bleak in that state up north. He’s probably had it up to here with the recent misfortunes of his favorite sports teams. First, the state’s biggest rival wins the National Championship which totally overshadowed his team’s acclaimed coaching hire. Then the Nationals sign Detroit’s best pitcher and former Cy Young winner in Max Scherzer. Then just when the basketball team is starting to turn a corner, one of their best players (Brandon Jennings) gets injured and is out for the year.
And to top it all off, during the Super Bowl, Twitter started ripping his favorite NFL team out of nowhere!
Some people turn to alcohol or drugs to cope, this guys turns to stripping naked and streaking down the busy Detroit highways in the middle of winter. Tomato Tomahto
Questionable decision streaking during the cold winter months. Might want to do that in the summer. Here, let George Costanza explain it:
The 2015 Super Bowl commericals were kind of meh. Every year you go in expecting these amazing awesome commercials and every year you’re always left disappointed. We had kids dying, Fiats getting boners, pigs flying, lost dogs, and movie trailers. Here’s the top 13 ranked:
The dumbest:
McDonald’s Payment thing
Dumbest commercial ever. Here, take my dollar and hand me my McChicken, please. McDonald’s has really been trying hard at this “heartwarming commercial” thing and each one has backfired and been met with criticism. Everyone knows your food is unhealthy as fuck. Quit trying to be something you’re not and let me enjoy my Quarter Pounder and fries. I know it’s bad for me and I’m still going to willingly eat it.
The Best
13. Jeff Bridges Squarespace
Still don’t know what Squarespace is but anything with The Dude creepily humming next to a sleeping couple always makes the list.
12. Jurassic World Trailer
Can’t. Wait.
11. Nationwide Dead Kid
This commercial went 100 to 0 real quick. What the fuck, Nationwide? Biggest stage in the world and you hit us across the face with this?
“I hope you’re enjoying this Super Bowl between two great teams but don’t enjoy it too much because right now your child could be taking a bath and he’s probably going to drown and die a terrible slow death. Now here’s some insurance you can buy.”
This by no means is an endorsement of this commercial but you can’t deny the impact it had. By far the most talked about commercial of the night.
10. Carl’s Jr w/Charlotte McKinney
Carl’s Jr. introduced an all natural burger. Hey Nationwide, let’s follow the script from Carl’s Jr. here… Instead of dead kids depressing everyone how about we use burgers & hot swimsuit models that make everyone happy?
9. Snickers Brady Bunch
Solid B.
8. Loctite Glue
7. Avocados Animal Draft
Just great execution all around. Can you imagine the numbers the kangaroo probably put up at the combine?
6. Doritos pigs fly
Good stuff. There’s a Browns/Super Bowl joke in there somewhere.
5. Skittles Arm Wrestling
If we’re being completely honest the first thing I thought of was Family Guy and the Quagmire internet porn scene.
4. Fiat Blue Pill
Fiat coming in strong with boner jokes. Giving a Fiat a Viagra is like giving a Japanese guy a Viagra. Even when it gets bigger it still doesn’t handle well, leaves the driver unsatisfied, and is still pretty small.
3. Doritos Middle Seat
Anyone who’s ever flown knows the horrors of sitting next to a passenger from hell on an airplane. You’re always next to the guy who takes up the armrest and whose belly fat spills into your seat.
2. Microsoft Braylon O’Neill
Awesome. And I thought I was brave for going out in last night’s snowstorm to pick up pizza. Cheers to this little guy.
(I thought this was gonna take a very dark turn after that Nationwide commercial)
1. Budweiser Lost Dog
Was there ever a doubt? Americans love puppies, the Budweiser clydesdales, and happy endings. Anheuser Busch hit it out of the park per usual.
Bottlegate 