My barely coherent thoughts on the Indians clinching the AL Central last night

53-28 at home.

46-24 in the division.

14-2 against the Detroit Tigers.

Your 2016 American League Central champion Cleveland Indians.

That feels pretty good to type.

It’s finally official. No more “well if you take away the 14-game win streak…” We’re champs, and there’s nothing anyone can do about it. The ink has dried. The visitor’s locker room at Comerica probably hasn’t.

Think back to April. We break camp in Arizona without arguably our best player in Michael Brantley, and right fielder Lonnie Chisenhall, so 2/3rds of our outfield. Our starting outfield on Opening Day (take 2) was 39-year-old “right-handed power bat” Marlon Byrd, 35-year-old speedster Rajai Davis and 30-year-old journeyman Collin Cowgill. 37-year-old Juan Uribe, who hit .219 in his final 44 games of 2015, was starting at the hot corner. Mike Napoli came in on a 1-year deal to be our first baseman, questionable health history and all. Ross Detwiler was our only left-handed reliever, Trevor Bauer was banished to the bullpen and Abe Almonte was popped 80 games for testing positive for PEDs.

Then the games started. Byrd had a positive PED test of his own, ending his career. Our pre-season Cy Young candidate (Carlos Carrasco) and starting catcher (Yan Gomes) missed significant time. Our mid-season Cy Young candidate imploded and then missed significant time himself (Danny Salazar), and the aforementioned pre-season Cy guy missed even more time.  Our All-Star left fielder and starting catcher were both put on the shelf for the year. All-Star catcher Jonathan Lucroy had the option to come to Cleveland via trade but politely declined.

Other than that, getting to the playoffs was a breeze.

Out of all of it though, if there’s thing the 2016 season has taught me so far, it’s this:

If you don’t like Terry Francona and/or don’t want him as the manager of the Cleveland Indians, you are, without a doubt, completely and entirely outside of your mind.

It would have been a feat for him to keep this team afloat all season long, let alone win the division in such a convincing fashion. And for whatever reason it seems to get talked about more than the job Tito did, but the front office hitting on Napoli/Davis/Otero in the same winter is just incredible.

Disagree with a sacrifice bunt. Wonder why he went to a certain relief pitcher. That’s all fair. You won’t ever agree with a manager 100% of the time when he has to manage 1,458 innings in a regular season. But big picture? No doubt we have the Manager of the Year in Tito and Executive of the Year in Chris Antonetti.

I’m just going to talk about some things now.

  • Jose Ramirez, man. Doing what we’ve done this year without Michael Brantley is like the the Royals being without Lorenzo Cain, or the Jays without Jose Bautista, or the Astros without Jose Altuve – for an entire season. Ramirez has basically single-handedly mitigated that loss. I wrote that he was our MVP back in June and I’m even more solidified in my opinion now.
  • It’s weird to say, but Brantley’s injury ended up being a good thing in terms of Jose and his development…I think the same thing about Jason Kipnis. This rest of this is almost pure speculation by me – Kip always seemed like a guy who was one of our better players but not necessarily comfortable in a leadership role. He seems much more engaged with everyone this season, acting as the mouthpiece for the team on multiple occasions. Brantley left a huge hole in that clubhouse but Kip came into his own this year and has seemed, to me at least, to embrace his part in filling it.
  • I’m very, very excited to watch Trevor Bauer pitch in the playoffs. If a guy as competitive as he is retires, say, the first 6 in order? Good luck.
  • Josh Tomlin and Roberto Perez catching fire right now is another reason it’s hard not to believe in this team. You gotta think Frankie and Nap will get going here, a few days off will help them get their legs under them and ready for the playoffs. Tomlin rebounding and Perez heating up at the dish were less sure of bets.
  • Part of what makes this sweet is knowing we didn’t blow things up to “go for it” this year either. This team is set up to compete like this for years to come.
  • I also cannot wait for the rest of the country to watch Jose Ramirez play. Be ready for “Who the hell is this guy??” texts from your out of town buddies.
  • I don’t care about attendance. I don’t care about our owners. I don’t care about newspaper articles.  I don’t care if you hate Bryan Shaw or don’t know who Brandon Guyer is. I’m going to hug or high five you at some point over the next two weeks.

KEEP THE CHIEF

The Indians Won Their First Division Title Since 2007 Last Night And The Locker Room Celebration Was Wild

The Indians clinched their first division title last night since 2007. It would have been great to clinch at home yesterday but clinching in Detroit was pretty pretty sweet too.  The locker room after was a damn party, but you guys knew it would be. Let’s do a little recap.

The bash started off with a nice little “Fuck Paul Hoynes” chant. Seemed all in good fun though

You guys know where the party is at

“We’re gonna party and we’re gonna enjoy it and we’re gonna party and we’re gonna enjoy it again”

Tito was absolutely lit last night

A common theme of the night was to pour a gallon of beer on whoever was getting interviewed

Jose said some stuff

“It hurts so good. Uh, I wish we would’ve lost”

I would have paid good money to be apart of this celebration

Double fist Stone Cold style. Hopefully we see Kip go full on Kevin Love and just drench himself in beer… but that’ll be for a celebration down the road

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“Souvenir City”

Underwood- “AH, SHIT”

Don’t know what this is or what they’re saying but I want in

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Panda

The party went all through the night and ended with Kip taking a little nap in a Detroit hotel hallway. Who knows, they might still be partying in Greektown right now.

https://twitter.com/CKluber/status/780674104047308800

If they actually fell asleep last night, the players are probably waking up right now to the best headache they’ve had in their lives.

I say we do this whole celebration thing again in a couple weeks.

Cover pic via Tribe Vibe

MMDB: Terrelle Pryor Is Awesome, Cody Parkey Stinks, And We’re 0-3

Monday Morning Disappointment Blog

It was bad but it wasn’t that bad and I don’t feel bad.

The Browns outplayed, outcoached, and outclassed the Dolphins yesterday but unfortunately, they also out-Brownsed them as well. Three missed field goals, crucial penalties, a right tackle who got called for about 600 penalties. Hell, man. This should have been our first win of the year but instead it’s our third loss.

Cody Kessler looked like he could play a little bit and Terrelle Fucking Pryor literally did everything he could to try and help his team win. Obviously it’s not showing in the win column but this young team is making strides each week. I’m confident that things are going in the right direction.

Let’s look at some game tape

The Browns started the game off by getting a delay of game penalty because they lined up in this formation and couldn’t shift before the play clock hit zero. Yeah that’s Joe Thomas as a wideout.

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This guy got burned by DeVante Parker for the Dolphins first touchdown

But then we found out who Briean Boddy-Calhoun was when he intercepted Ryan Tannehill and pick sixed it to the house

and approximately 600 people responded to my above tweet saying “he’s the guy who just scored a touchdown”

 

Terrelle Pryor literally did everything. He threw passes, he caught passes, he ran for touchdowns. It was pretty awesome.

 

The Browns allowed Jarvis Landy to get loose and he celebrated a TD by breaking his nuts on the goalpost

 

This was one of the more depressing pics of the game. #SlingGang for life

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The Browns forced a Ryan Tannehill fumble, got the ball in Dolphins territory, and lined up for the game winning kick…

annnnnd Cody Parkey missed his 3rd field goal of the game, leaving 9 points on the board.

The Browns would lose in overtime and fall to 0-3.

 

 

13 Things I Believe I Believe About The Browns

  1. Sign Terrelle Pryor to an extension right now. I’ve seen enough and it’s not like the Browns don’t have the space.
  2. Cut this kicker (I refuse to type his name) and sign someone who can make 50% of his 40 yarders. Hell, go down the road to St. Ignatius and borrow one from Chuck Kyle, he can’t be any worse.
  3. I can’t help thinking about what a receiving corps of Pryor, Gordon, and Coleman would look like. Let’s hope we see it sometime this season.
  4. Ryan Tannehill sucks. This might be a hot take but I’d rather have the Browns QB situation than the Dolphins situation. The Phins are going nowhere with Tannehill under center and signed him to a 6 year $95 million extension last season. He’s really just not a good quarterback.
  5. Cody got the shit kicked out of him yesterday but it’s nice to wake up on a Monday morning and know that your starting quarterback isn’t out for an extended period of time.
  6. If we see a Terrelle Pryor to Josh Gordon touchdown pass in a few weeks my head may just explode.
  7. I cannot overstate how dumb the Browns first play of the game was where they got the Delay of Game. Rookie quarterback on the road in his first NFL start and the first play of the game you line up in the Oopty Oop formation? Hated this so much. Let the rook get a little comfortable before we do the crazy formations. This is probably my biggest gripe with Hue to be honest.
  8. Shelton has been a pretty big bright spot on the defense. It’s not going to show up in the stats (he didn’t register a tackle) but I like his disruptiveness.
  9. Thought Kessler played pretty well all things considered. 21/33 for 244 yards with no touchdowns and no picks.
  10. I wish Hue would have rode the running game a little bit more. Thought he got away from the run when it seemed like Crow and Duke were averaging about 5 yards every carry in the second half.
  11. Grossi said on yesterday’s postgame show that the Browns coaching staff wanted to sign Robbie Gould but the front office decided he was too expensive so the Browns signed Cody Parkey instead. If we sign Robbie Gould, we win that game.
  12. Don’t know why Cody Kessler is coming to the line with like 9-10 seconds on the play clock before every play. Gotta get that cleaned up.
  13. If you told me at the beginning of the season that “I wish every Browns player had Terrelle Pryor’s attitude” I would have thought your were clinically insane. After three games in and hearing TP talk, I wish every player had Terrelle Pryor’s attitude.

 

 

 

Offensive Player of the week

Terrelle Pryor

Defensive player of the week

The Cornerback who had that pick six who I didn’t know existed until yesterday

 

Around the NFL

-I think the most impressive start for a team so far is the Minnesota Vikings. 3-0 without their franchise QB with wins over the Packers and Panthers. Very impressive start in Minnesota

-Dak Prescott and Ezekiel Elliott are looking pretty solid in Dallas right now.

-Can we please not do the thing where we freak out about not drafting Carson Wentz after every Eagles game where he plays well? I can’t do this after every game.

-I think I’m coming around to the theory that all of the teams in the NFL are trash except for like 4 teams. We all praise the NFL for its parity when in reality there’s only about 4 teams that are legitimately in play to win a Super Bowl every season.

-It looks like Denver found a talented QB who can throw up 300 yards if need be. They definitely didn’t have one last year.

-The Bears may be the worst team in the league. I’ll cry if the Bears finish with a worse record than the Browns because Chicago will for sure take a QB with their first pick.

-My Jaguars have been a big disappointment this season. Blake, wyd.

-Browns are 2-1 against the spread this season. Y’all need to join me and bet on the Browns to cover in each game they play. It’s exhilarating and makes 4th quarters interesting when they usually wouldn’t be. Plus it’s basically free money. I’m thinking the line next weekend against the Redskins will be around +5/+5.5 and I’m HAMMERING the Browns. Let’s get rich. 

 

0-3 on to Washington

Cleveland