Power Move; Iman Shumpert Will Be Naming His Daughter Iman Shumpert

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Shump’s Instagram– When a man loves a woman how she was born to be loved…procreation is the best blessing you can receive! I couldn’t be more happy than to share my first child with the woman I intended to have my family with. Iman Tayla Shumpert Jr is expected to enter this world “1.16.16”. We want that world to be as pure as possible for her. We people, show the world what we feel the world should see when we want them to see it…something this beautiful had to be announced when we were ready for everyone to know…this is what happiness grows into! I love you @teyanataylor thank you for your sacrifice in starting our very own family! P.s. I know you see my daughter with her hand behind her head and her feet kicked up…😂😂…she’s already daddy’s little girl!!!


Love this move by Shump. Just saying “screw it” to all the social norms and deciding to give his newborn baby daughter the same name as her dad. I imagine his thinking was “if I’m not going to have a son to pass down my name, I’ll just give it to my daughter.” I’m totally onboard with this.

Apparently Iman is a name for both girls and guys according to this random person on Twitter who doesn’t follow me:

Not gonna lie though, this is a little weird, no? It’s like if Riley Cooper named his little girl… Riley.

I assume a few years from now this will cause some problems. Just imagine Teyana standing in the kitchen as the dishwasher is overflowing with water and she screams “Iman, get over here and fix the damn dishwasher!!” In runs little 3 year old girl Iman with a wrench ready to go.

Now kids aren’t in my near future but you better believe Shump just opened the door to name my daughter “Mike” if I ever have one (and no it’s not pronounced like the hot chick in Euro Trip)

Per Shump’s Instagram, this has to be the exact moment little Iman Jr was conceived, right?

Mishmash- D-Wade goes beastmode in dodgeball; Chipotle delivery; Connor Cook not named team captain; ISIS is screwed

Cleveland pic of the day

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Chipotle announces it will be delivering to food to 40 college campuses later this fall.

In other news, I think I want to go back to college now

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Michigan State QB not named a team captain… don’t think this is a big deal, but this is kind of strange, right?

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Dwyane Wade goes beast mode in a dodgeball game

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In case you missed it or live under a rock, McDonald’s will be offering all day breakfast soon

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Guy gives a great interview about escaping a fire and making sure to rescue his family and his BBQ ribs

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Marshawn Lynch does an infomercial for Skittles

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The U.S. just launched a secret drone campaign to hunt ISIS… ISIS is so screwed

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Kanye’s VMAs speech is SO much better with a laugh track in the background

Browns Cut Phil Taylor

So long Big Phil. I guess this is what happens when your team has a defensive line with good depth and a player who is coming off of two arthroscopic knee surgeries. Even though he’s still guaranteed $5 mill and he’s a first round pick, the Browns decided he was expendable and cut ties with him.

It’s kind of a shame that Browns fans will always remember Phil Taylor’s name with Julio Jones’s name, but that’s just the way it is. Phil was definitely a solid player but he never quite lived up to the expectations you have for a player drafted in the first round. I’ll definitely be rooting for him because he seemed like a good dude and someone who genuinely wanted to win for the city of Cleveland.

Now let’s take a look at the Browns recent drafts

And look at what the Browns passed up by trading that #6 pick in 2011 because we love hindsight in Cleveland.

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Goodnight, sweet prince

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