Cleveland.com Comments of the Week: 7/26/15

COTW

During my daily peruse for content on Cleveland.com, I sift through some of the comments and save a handful to share with you all once a week. So when you’re hungover and clinging to life on a Sunday morning, come on over to Bottlegate and let us talk you off the ledge.

Previous weeks: 6/21/156/28/157/6/157/12/157/19/15

Cleveland FBI raids Biggie’s Food Mart on East Side (video)

big1

big2

big3

Photos show off phase two of renovations at Cleveland Browns’ FirstEnergy Stadiumbrown1

brown11

brown111

brown1111

brown22

North Olmsted school board OKs drug testing for high school students

olm1

olm2

olm3

WWE fires Hulk Hogan after racist tirade leaks online

hulk1

hulk2

hulk3

hulk4

 

If you see a comment that needs to be shared with the world, tweet those over to @Bottlegate or shoot us an email at bottlegatecle@gmail.com.

Ohio Woman Says Her Cousin Burnt Her Garage Down Because “he’s mad he can’t get with me”

(video gets good around the 1 minute mark)

“He’s mad because he can’t get with me. I’m married to my husband and it’s a long story…”

Well. OK ya little firecracker!

Props to the interviewer for keeping it together and not keeling over from laughter after she dropped the line about her cousin wanting to bang her. That’s the beauty of live TV, it’s like a box of chocolates, you never know what you’re gonna get. And that’s how these things go viral. Sometimes you’ll get gems like Antoine Dodson, or the Bubb Rubb guy, and sometimes you’ll get people referring to incest with their cousin.

This woman’s husband…. just pray for him. He’s had a rough month.

 sat725

I hate the fact that I’m not on vacation with LeBron in Hawaii right now

LeBron is currently in Hawaii riding around on ATVs, swimming under waterfalls, and just chillin out maxin and relaxin on the beach. I’m currently typing on my laptop, sweating, and eating beef ravioli for breakfast. Tomato Tomahto.

Let’s take a look at how the 1% spends their vacation.

He went to a waterfall and took a selfie. I don’t really know what’s up with that smile though.

Bron Jr. loved it

LeBron Sr. loved it also. Funnest thing he’s ever done.

 

If you do any other pose next to a waterfall other than a flexing pose then you’re basic

The view from his room seems alright.

Then he rode some ATVs which looked like basically the best time ever

https://instagram.com/p/5f_fQvutiu/?taken-by=plug_101

bronATV

He hit up the pool and spent some time with his daughter

I fully expect to be invited to next year’s #LeBronDoesHawaii trip

Cleveland