Mishmash- Veteran goes OFF on Pokemon players at Memorial; Richard Jefferson tells story of fighting Kenyon Martin; Harambe is polling well

Cleveland pic of the day

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A veteran went off on Pokemon Go players at Memorial Park

Richard Jefferson talked about a fight he had with former Nets teammate Kenyon Martin

Some people would rather vote for the dead gorilla Harambe than Hillary or Trump and I don’t really blame them

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A 90 year old woman was missing from her nursing home but was later found dead in a pond after being killed by an alligator

A guy caught a burglar at his house, caught him, tied his hands around his back, duct taped his mouth, and tied him around a tree… but then the burglar died

Chris Paul bet Michael Jordan that if he missed 3 shots, the entire camp would get free shoes. He didn’t miss 1 shot.

 

Indians Fans Built Another Beautiful Beer Pyramid At Progressive Field Last Night

Yesterday on the corner of Carnegie and Ontario something great happened. Sure the Indians just inducted a few legends into their hall of fame, they soundly beat the Athletics, and Chris Gimenez almost beat the piss out of Billy Butler… but this something was even greater than all of that. What happened on the corner of Carnegie and Ontario will live in infamy. Spectators will tell their children about this. It’ll become the new “I was at Len Barker’s perfect game.”

This happened

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Did the Tribe brass see this pyramid and say “Wow we need to go trade for Jonathan Lucroy and Andrew Miller?” I don’t know. I’m not saying they said that, but I’m not saying they didn’t say that, either.

Unfortunately all good things must come to a crashing end and an overzealous employee flexed his huge muscles and brutally knocked down the pyramid of empty plastic cups.

First Harambe and now this. Cruel world.

 

 

Mishmash- Daring Wal Mart shoplifter escapes on a scooter; Chipotle opening burger joint in Ohio; Pony breaks into bar

Cleveland pic of the day

A pony broke into a bar

Here’s a couple sharks devouring a whale carcass and I don’t think I’m ever going into the ocean again

The Rio Olympics are going to be so fun. Oh, and here’s a corpse that floated to the top of the water where competitions will be held

A group of high school students sang Battle Hymn Of The Republic as a fallen WWII soldier was being escorted off of their plane

A shoplifter escaped Wal Mart on his scooter and this might be my favorite video of 2016

A guy wants a refund for a bad haircut and some old lady freaks out on him

Chipotle is opening a burger joint in Ohio this fall

 

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