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Indians Fans Built Another Beautiful Beer Pyramid At Progressive Field Last Night

Yesterday on the corner of Carnegie and Ontario something great happened. Sure the Indians just inducted a few legends into their hall of fame, they soundly beat the Athletics, and Chris Gimenez almost beat the piss out of Billy Butler… but this something was even greater than all of that. What happened on the corner of Carnegie and Ontario will live in infamy. Spectators will tell their children about this. It’ll become the new “I was at Len Barker’s perfect game.”

This happened


Did the Tribe brass see this pyramid and say “Wow we need to go trade for Jonathan Lucroy and Andrew Miller?” I don’t know. I’m not saying they said that, but I’m not saying they didn’t say that, either.

Unfortunately all good things must come to a crashing end and an overzealous employee flexed his huge muscles and brutally knocked down the pyramid of empty plastic cups.

First Harambe and now this. Cruel world.



Indians Fans Constructed A Big Ass Beer Pyramid In Right Field Last Night

(pic via my good friend Tom)


While the Cavs were putting a beatdown on that team from Canada last night, Indians fans were drinking Miller Lite. And drinking. And drinking. Lots of Miller Lite.


See, this is what we do in Cleveland. We drink. Indians game? Drink. Muni Lot? Drink. Sister’s high school graduation? Yep, drink. Grandma’s wake at a funeral home? Drink in the parking lot to be respectful.

I can’t even begin to fathom the skill and dexterity it took to build that beauty. There’s so many outside factors that could have contributed to it toppling over too- wind, bugs, unruly fans, the burning glares of baseball “purists” who hate fun. It took a lot of expertise to build that beer pyramid, but also a lot of luck too.

Kudos to whomever constructed that tower. I’ll join you in building the next one.