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Hawks SG Kent Bazemore called LeBron a “pussy” and “lil blow job” in old tweets

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Some brave souls on Twitter dug these tweets up from Hawks SG Kent Bazemore’s twitter account five years ago. It seems they were tweeted at the height of LeBron’s “villain years” while he was on the Heat. Yikes.

K-Baze here isn’t exactly having the best 24 hours. First he declares the Hawks a better team than the Cavs after they got worked in the first 2 games, then he gets tweets from 5 years ago dug up asking if “LeBron was gay,” calling him a “pussy,” and knighting him with the nickname “lil blow job.”

This is a great thing for LeBron and the Cavs. With the series looking all but over it’ll provide some manufactured motivation for games 3 and 4. If the Cavs and LeBron were feeling any sort of complacency (I doubt they were) this’ll light a fire under their ass.

Huge thanks to Scott from waitingfornextyear.com for sending the screenshots over. Go read them. They’re the OGs of the Cleveland blog scene and put out fantastic stuff.

 

PS- If we’re being honest, these tweets from Bazemore here are pretty G-rated compared to the tweets I sent about LeBron from 2010-2013.

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Cavs v Hawks Saturday Game Tape; 2 more

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Cavs take the first 2 in Atlanta and now travel back home to defend homecourt and hopefully close out the series in four games. Lebron dropped 31, 9, & 11; Tristan Thompson grabbed 16 boards; Delly was solid with 11, 6, and 4; Shump added 16 points and hit four big 3 pointers; Mozzie had a quiet 10 points and 7 rebounds; and game 1 here JR Smith pitched in 9 points.

Quick one today, guys. It’s Memorial Day Weekend and that’s no time to be inside writing game recaps when there’s beers to be drank and KanJam to be played.

Let’s look at the game tape

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At this point I officially started to feel bad for Kent Bazemore

Uh. Wut?

JR Smith did this. It’s weird that this wasn’t a three pointer.

LeBron with the spin-a-rooney to Shump for the corner 3

LeBron to Shump behind the back again for 3. This is when things started to get fun.

The biggest travesty in the history of basketball occurred last night when Tristan Thompson was called for a foul

Don’t know what the hell LeBron was doing here at the end of the 3rd but I loved it

Bron! Savannah is watching!

Favorite play of the night: JR Smith diving on the ground and forcing a turnover when the Cavs were up 16

I want your tears, Atlanta. I want all of your tears

REMIX!!!!!

Couple quick thoughts:

– Tristan Thompson again led all players in minutes played with 41. Pay him pay him pay him.

– Each night it’s a different guy that steps up. Delly in game 6 in Chicago, JR in game 1 vs. ATL, and yesterday it was Shump in game 2.

– Playoff basketball is totally different that regular season basketball and Atlanta is finding that out their 60 wins in the regular season don’t mean shit.

– I think it’s pretty clear that the whole Cavs offense is structured around LeBron doing LeBron things, TT grabbing offensive boards like no other, and then having 1 or 2 other role players go off. It’s worked the past 3 games that’s for sure.

– LOVE the way the Cavs have been coming out of halftime this series. This is the complete opposite of the Chicago series.

– I wasn’t a fan of it at first but watching that game yesterday I’m pretty sure they don’t need Kyrie Irving to win 2 games out of the next 5. Give him and his knee some rest and let’s rock in the finals.

– This series is nothing like the first two. I know I’ve said it before but I just can’t bring myself to hate the Hawks. They’re too boring and don’t have any “bad guys” on their team. This is also very very good for the collective blood pressure of the people of Cleveland.

– Can someone put out an Amber Alert for Paul Millsap? He averaged almost 17 points and 8 rebounds in the regular season and he’s been a complete non factor in these 2 games thus far.

– This look right here is my favorite look.

That’s it for today, guys. Zac Brown concert tonight. Bout to drink a million beers. See you guys on Sunday for game 3 (I’m sitting right behind Atlanta’s bench)

Cavs in 4.

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Bottlegate’s Cavaliers Drinking Game; Eastern Conference Finals Edition

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We’re back. As big a hit as our 2015 regular season drinking game was (it wasn’t really a hit, people probably died. Read my experience here) we thought what better way to watch these Eastern Conference Finals games than following along with a set of rules designed to get you blackout drunk.

You’ll find that a lot of the guidelines are similar with some changes here and there

THE RULES

1 Healthy Gulp

  • Kyrie Irving assist
  • Kyle Korver misses a 3
  • Any dunk by anyone not named LeBron (both teams)
  • For each Cavs player handshake you see. This includes pregame intros.
  • When you think to yourself how bad Al Horford’s shirt under his jersey looks
  • A telecast mentions Delly’s toughness or grit
  • A JR Smith stepback 3 pointer (make or miss)
  • Iman Shumpert gets a steal or rebound

 2 Gulps

  • LeBron James dunk
  • Every time you see someone on Twitter mention how dumb Dennis Schroder’s hair looks
  • JR Smith 3 pointer
  • Buzzer beater end of 1st or 3rd quarter
  • When Tristan Thompson grabs an offensive rebound and then throws down a dunk right after
  • The telecast shows a shot outside of the Q or anywhere in Cleveland
  • Cavs or Hawks build a 15 point lead
  • Reggie Miller or Chris Webber reference their playing days
  • Someone mentions JR Smith and Iman Shumpert’s time on the Knicks
  • TNT shows a graphic with all of the Cavaliers injuries throughout the playoffs
  • When Delly throws a “Delly-Oop”

5 Gulps

  • Each time you want to blow your brains out hearing Chris Webber and Reggie Miller talk (JK you’ll be dead by the end of the 1st quarter)
  • After James Jones nails a 3
  • Kendrick Perkins commits a foul
  • Buzzer beater before halftime/end of game (each team)
  • Anytime someone on the Cavs gets an “And 1″
  • Mike Miller is the first one off the bench to high five the players in the game when a timeout is taken
  • Cavs or Hawks build a 20 point lead
  • Mozgov drops a pass that hits him directly in the hands
  • The TNT telecast reference how the Hawks and Spurs are similar

Finish your drink

  • Coach Blatt gets a technical called on him
  • When LeBron does his whole thing where you think he’s dead and will never walk again then is fine 2 minutes later (O hi there Demarre Carroll)
  • Brendan Haywood & Kendrick Perkins are on the court at the same time
  • The game goes to overtime

Shotgun/Beer bong/Full beer chug

  • JR Smith crotch grab
  • Game winning shot (either team)
  • A Cavs player records a triple double
  • A Cavs players scores 50+ points

Finish a whole six pack and meet me at the I480 Bridge to jump 

  • David Blatt calls a timeout that he doesn’t have

Merry drinking, everybody