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A Couple Of Lovebirds Got Married In FirstEnergy Stadium Before The Browns 4th Preseason Game

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Love.

Who really knows how to define love? Sometimes it’s staying in on a Saturday night and watching TV in your pajamas together. Sometimes it’s finishing each other’s sentences and knowing what each other is thinking before they do . Sometimes it’s getting married before the 4th preseason game in FirstEnergy Stadium that’s at 25% capacity.

A wise man once said that “true love is your soul’s recognition of its counterpoint in another.”

Nothing says “true love” more than Cleveland boy Brian Hoyer’s return to FirstEnergy Stadium to lead the Chicago Bears second stringers vs. Robert Griffin III and the Browns.

May this couple’s future be full of dog bones, barking, and not too much letdown on Sundays.

(I’m not even sure these are Browns fans that got married but it’d be kind of a crazy move for Bears fans to get married in an opposing team’s stadium so I’m just ruling that out)

https://twitter.com/Madsjung/status/771490627355807746

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Browns reporter Mary Kay Cabot Almost Got Taken Out By A Rogue Football Yesterday

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At the Browns v Bucs scrimmage Wednesday morning RG3 dropped back and slung a quick out to Marlon Moore (I think) in the boundary. The pass was a little off target but Marlon probably should have hauled it in.

and then

HEAD ON A SWIVEL, MARY KAY

https://twitter.com/TrevorSikkema/status/768472402766471168

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Yikes. If we’ve got NFL punters getting concussions from getting hit in the head with a ball then imagine the damage an RG3 fastball would have done to an unsuspecting person.

If that ball would have connected with MKC’s face I would have personally flown down to Tampa, raised hell, and stuck RG3’s ass on the practice squad as a strong safety. No one messes with my favorite Browns beat reporter. Sure she wrote a little too much about Johnny’s personal life and once called Jason Campbell elite, but she’s by far and away the best veteran beat reporter the Browns have and it’s not close.

#TeamMaryKayForLife

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I Know I’m An Idiot For Being Excited About Josh Gordon But I don’t Care

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Here we go here we go! It’s officially my favorite time of the year and one that I’ve been celebrating since the summer of 2014. It’s the time of year when I think Josh Gordon can come back in football shape, quickly knock off two years of rust (the 2014 season doesn’t count) and be the receiver for the Browns that he was in 2013.

I’m an idiot and I know I’m an idiot, ok? It’s kind of like playing Pokemon as a 27 year old. I know I’m a dork for playing Pokemon Go just like I know I’m an idiot for getting excited about Josh Gordon. It’s all about awareness. I know that getting back to form after a 1+ year layoff is going to be incredibly hard. I know the cards are stacked against him and that there’s a large faction of Browns fans who want him traded. I know he’s been a dipshit and associates himself with other dipshits.

But then there’s this

And this

And then you think about the new coaching staff and Hue Jackson’s love of big and fast wide receivers. And he’s still on his rookie contract. And many teams probably won’t trade any more than a late round pick for him. And he’s really really really talented… annnnnnnd just like that I’m 100% back on the Josh Gordon bandwagon.

Are we going to 100% regret getting excited about this when he inevitably (but hopefully not) fails a drug test in the future? Probably. I’m realistic about the whole thing but that doesn’t mean that I can’t be excited about a RG3, Duke, Flash, Barnidge, and Corey Coleman offense. On paper, it doesn’t look that shitty. Really though, it doesn’t.

My excitement level for this upcoming Browns season was at about a 6 this morning but after this Gordon news I’m at about an 8. Should be fun a fun season. All of our expectations are low but that doesn’t mean this team isn’t full of intriguing storylines.

As we come out of this Cavs championship hangover it’s now full steam ahead into Browns season.

 

And then there’s this. Fucking Goodell strikes again.