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Cavs

Justin Bieber Just Guaranteed The Cavs Will Win A Title This Year

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https://www.instagram.com/p/BEr_3MuQbTo/

https://twitter.com/HaileyZanin_/status/725161335043006464

“I think LeBron is gonna do it this year”

Welp that does it. Confidence is turned up to a trillion now. No one has had a hotter year than the Biebs and when the Biebs says that LeBron and the Cavs are “gonna do it this year,” then the Cavs are gonna fucking do it this year. Notice he didn’t really specify what “it” is, but that’s why he’s the Biebs. That’s why he’s the global superstar and not just some schmuck typing on a keyboard like I am right now. When Justin predicts a title it carries a little more weight than when us mortals predict one.

Posted a blog post last season about how the Indians were going to win it all last year after Bieber posted a pic with an Indians hat. That went pretty well.

Cover pic via DJ Steph Floss

Buckeyes

Ezekiel Elliott Tweets At Taylor Swift Asking For A Date While She’s In Columbus

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Shooters shoot.

Move over Cardale and Rousey, there’s a new power couple in Columbus. “Taylor Elliott” has a nice ring to it, eh? The “Heisman Trophy and Grammy Award winning couple” rolls off your tongue pretty smoothly.

Even if their relationship doesn’t work out, could you imagine the bangers that the break up would produce? Taylor’s song “Crop Top” about “the one who ran into her heart”  would put “Bad Blood” and “Blank Space” to shame. Everyone knows the best part about Swift’s relationships are the songs that come after they end.

As if there was any chance of Taylor turning him down, Zeke turned to the heavy artillery:

Looks like college football has a new power couple.