We’re back. As big a hit as our 2015 regular season drinking game was (it wasn’t really a hit, people probably died. Read my experience here) we thought what better way to watch these Eastern Conference Finals games than following along with a set of rules designed to get you blackout drunk.

You’ll find that a lot of the guidelines are similar with some changes here and there

THE RULES

1 Healthy Gulp

• Kyrie Irving assist
• Kyle Korver misses a 3
• Any dunk by anyone not named LeBron (both teams)
• For each Cavs player handshake you see. This includes pregame intros.
• When you think to yourself how bad Al Horford’s shirt under his jersey looks
• A telecast mentions Delly’s toughness or grit
• A JR Smith stepback 3 pointer (make or miss)
• Iman Shumpert gets a steal or rebound

 2 Gulps

• LeBron James dunk
• Every time you see someone on Twitter mention how dumb Dennis Schroder’s hair looks
• JR Smith 3 pointer
• Buzzer beater end of 1st or 3rd quarter
• When Tristan Thompson grabs an offensive rebound and then throws down a dunk right after
• The telecast shows a shot outside of the Q or anywhere in Cleveland
• Cavs or Hawks build a 15 point lead
• Reggie Miller or Chris Webber reference their playing days
• Someone mentions JR Smith and Iman Shumpert’s time on the Knicks
• TNT shows a graphic with all of the Cavaliers injuries throughout the playoffs
• When Delly throws a “Delly-Oop”

5 Gulps

• Each time you want to blow your brains out hearing Chris Webber and Reggie Miller talk (JK you’ll be dead by the end of the 1st quarter)
• After James Jones nails a 3
• Kendrick Perkins commits a foul
• Buzzer beater before halftime/end of game (each team)
• Anytime someone on the Cavs gets an “And 1″
• Mike Miller is the first one off the bench to high five the players in the game when a timeout is taken
• Cavs or Hawks build a 20 point lead
• Mozgov drops a pass that hits him directly in the hands
• The TNT telecast reference how the Hawks and Spurs are similar

Finish your drink

• Coach Blatt gets a technical called on him
• When LeBron does his whole thing where you think he’s dead and will never walk again then is fine 2 minutes later (O hi there Demarre Carroll)
• Brendan Haywood & Kendrick Perkins are on the court at the same time
• The game goes to overtime

Shotgun/Beer bong/Full beer chug

• JR Smith crotch grab
• Game winning shot (either team)
• A Cavs player records a triple double
• A Cavs players scores 50+ points

Finish a whole six pack and meet me at the I480 Bridge to jump 

• David Blatt calls a timeout that he doesn’t have

Merry drinking, everybody