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Browns

Highest selling team:

Highest selling player overall:

Highest selling defensive players:

A few takeaways from theses rankings

This has NOTHING to do with the Browns getting new jerseys. Nope. Nothing. Cleveland women just love their Brownies that much. (It has everything to do with new jerseys)

I’m not saying you’re basic if you’re a girl and you only have a Haden jersey but I’m not saying you’re not basic either. Go to the Muni Lot or FirstEnergy Stadium and I’m sure 85-90% of the girls in jerseys are sporting a Joe H. We need a little more versatility out of our ladies on Sundays.

I think if I ever saw a girl rocking a Danny Shelton jersey I’d probably fall in love? There’s something to be said for a girl who willingly rocks a defensive tackle’s #71 jersey.

There’s really not many good options when you Google “female Browns fans” and that’s a shame because I’ve seen tons of talent downtown on Sundays for Browns games.

On to St. Louis.

Cavs

Tristan Thompson And Cavs Finally Agree On A 5 Year Deal

October 21, 2015 Mike Leave a comment

#Cavs, Tristan Thompson agree to 5-year, $82 million deal, league sources tell @clevelanddotcom.

— Chris Haynes (@ChrisBHaynes) October 21, 2015

Cavs and Tristan Thompson have agreed to a 5-year, $82 million contract, per @ChrisBHaynes of Northeast Ohio Media Group.

— Sam Amico (@AmicoHoops) October 21, 2015

Finally.

For me the best part of this signing is not having having to read all the hot takes on Twitter anymore. 5 years $82 million is a win win for everybody involved.

https://instagram.com/p/9HkJXKwDN_/

So as it stands, the Cavs have locked up Kyrie, Kevin Love, and Tristan Thompson for the next 5 years. Oh yeah, plus that LeBron guy who looks like he’ll be around for a few years also.

Now about those uniforms Dan Gilbert tweeted out a few minutes before the Tristan news was announced… he has to be trolling, right?

1 of these 3 will debut tonight at @CavsWGUnited event as a new @Cavs uni. Here's a sneak peek. Which is your fav? pic.twitter.com/wjthgMhSSv

— Dan Gilbert (@cavsdan) October 21, 2015

PS- Pretty savvy move by Tristan. Probably just didn’t want to play in preseason games.

Cleveland

Smart TV outsmarts Munroe Falls burglar

October 21, 2015 Ai Leave a comment

From Cleveland.com:

“MUNROE FALLS, Ohio — Netflix helped lead detectives to a television stolen during an August break-in.

A couple returned to their home Aug. 28 in the 300 block of Hunter Avenue after a weeklong vacation to find that someone broke in through a glass front door.

Burglars stole speakers, a CD rack, 3-D glasses, an airsoft pellet gun, jewelry valued at $700 and a 55-inch Samsung smart TV with Internet streaming capabilities.

About a month later, someone accessed the couple’s Netflix account that was linked to the stolen TV. Munroe Falls police traced the Internet address used in the log-in to a man living on Inman Street in Akron.”

Netflix and NOT chill, amirite?

Bummer for the burglar, that’s one hell of a haul for a B&E. But you gotta be smarter than the TV man. Pawning that jewelry could have paid for seven years of your own Netflix account. This is right up there with the guy who smoked so much weed he called the cops on himself. Bold prediction? Cops won’t exist in 50 years. We’ll have no need for law enforcement if the devolution of our nation’s criminals continues like this. If you can’t stand the heat, get the hell out of the kitchen fellas. And drop the microwave on your way out.

On a related note, this couple sounds like a couple I need to party with.