If there was ever a baby that encapsulated everything that Bottlegate.com stands for it’d be this little guy right here. Sports, cheerleaders, and jugs. This baby is my spirit animal and frankly I’m not embarrassed at all to admit that. Imagine when this kid grows up, he’ll be the cocksman of his high school swatting away all the girls like a horse swatting flies. Keep being you, little man. Keep being you.
The pic gets even better once you zoom in a little. I love this kid.
Mark it down. February 5th, 2015. The day the Cleveland Indians assured themselves of a World Series birth. MARK. IT. DOWN. All these dorks on Twitter calling it the “Bieber Curse” blah blah blah. Hey people, remember when he was photographed with the New England Patriots in December? How’d their season go?
And also, who does Bieber accompany to the ring during boxing matches? Oh, only Floyd Mayweather, ya know, one of the most dominant boxers ever.
So spare me with this loser “Bieber Curse” stuff. We’ll be having a Cavs parade in June and an Indians parade in November led by The Biebs on the first float. Deal with it.
PS- I think the kid is a puke and if the Indians do happen to have a bad season then I’m all for blaming it on Justin
OUT IN THE STREETS THEY CALL IT MURDERRRR
Boom. Shut it the fuck down. This is why Jordan Cameron is one of my favorite athletes in Cleveland.
Quick backstory- Cameron tweeted out “DQ didn’t punch anyone. On to the next headline…” referring to the report that former Brown D’Qwell Jackson punched a pizza boy in the head over a parking space. That’s when “@goahnargasz11” decided he was Louis CK and tried to be funny by asking Jordan “next headline: will you ever stay healthy for one 16 game season?”
And that’s when “goahnargasz11” was never heard from again.
Some anonymous idiot on the Internet wants to joke about an NFL player staying healthy? OK cool, don’t be surprised when you get dragged to the guillotine and Jordan slices your head off in public for everyone to see. You made your bed now you have to lie in it while you get brutally murdered online.
I believe this is what the kids today refer to as getting “ethered.” Such a deserving verbal undressing too. There’s a special place in hell reserved for people that comment and tweet at their own hometown athletes talking shit.
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There’s a report out there that Cameron isn’t interested in returning to the Browns and can you blame him? Who’s gonna throw him the ball? If I’m Jordan I’m leaving this dumpster fire and joining a contender with a real life, living, breathing quarterback like Green Bay or Seattle… If I’m the Browns I’m throwing money at him since he’s the ONLY skill position guy on the team that opposing defenses have to worry about.
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