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Huge brawl at Beachwood Mall because some girl stepped on another girl’s pair of Jordans

December 28, 2014 Mike 60 Comments

What? What’s going on here? Why did I not hear “WORLDSTAR” being shouted by everyone in the audience? If a fight breaks out and no one yells “Worldstar,” did that fight even happen?

I was just at Beachwood Mall on Christmas Eve doing some last minute gift shopping and let me tell you, I sympathize with these brawlers 100%. Tensions run high, you can’t walk without bumping in to everyone, people walk slow, your personal space is non existent. I would welcome a night at Guantanamo Bay rather than having to shop at a mall on Christmas Eve. Christmas shopping sucks.

YouTube– The fight at Beachwood mall that everybody wanted to see… Over a girl stepped/Scuff on another girl new Jordans

Oh, what’s that you say? They weren’t all grumpy because they were Christmas shopping? According to the description of the video on YouTube the fight was started after one girl stepped on another girl’s Jordans. I take back everything I said about sympathizing. That’s actually incredible.

My favorite part is at :40 when the girl gets in one last kick for good measure.

And WTF Beachwood. You’re Beachwood. This isn’t Parma or Eastlake (sorry, went to Willoughby South, it’s ingrained in me). Clean it the fuck up.

I mean, I can see if this fight was over some Bottlegate t-shirts, or the results of our “Cleveland’s Hottest Professional Athlete” poll, but c’mon now.

The pics from Twitter are FANTASTIC

SOMEONE NEEDS TO FIND THIS GUY IN THE RED SHIRT IMMEDIATELY!

Pics via @Tgoody

And there’s a Vine!

Via @kattgogin

UPDATE: Just got this text from my friend who was in the mall when it happened. All she wanted was a fucking NYE dress.

Browns

Groundhog Day: Josh Gordon is suspended again

December 27, 2014 Mike Leave a comment

Gotta wonder if we’ve seen the last of Josh Gordon in a Browns uniform. So much talent on the field, so much stupidity off of it. It’s obviously the company keeps and that starts with his brother. I’ve been a staunch Josh Gordon defender since day 1, always giving him the benefit of the doubt but this… this may be my breaking point. How many chances have the Browns given him? About 100? Sometimes you just want to grab him by the cheeks like Billy Madison and yell at him “QUIT BEING A FUCKING IDIOT”

What a way to cap off what once was a promising 2014 season. When it rains it pours…

Hey Ray Farmer, this opens the door for…

General, ohio

Some dude in Ohio is being forced to remove his “Zombie Nativity scene”

December 27, 2014 Mike Leave a comment

From Fox News

An Ohio homeowner was ordered by town officials to remove a Nativity scene in front of his house that featured zombies instead of wise men and a baby Jesus.

“I wanted a Nativity and I worked with what I had,” Jasen Dixon, who manages a nearby haunted house, told Fox 19. “The neighbors don’t like it. My father hates it and anything bad that happens he blames it on that.”

The Nativity scene features life-size figures and a zombie baby Jesus, with pale skin and pure white eyes. At night, the figures are illuminated by red and green lights.

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Hey Jason, why don’t you lighten up, dude? It’s the Christmas season for Christ’s sake. People like nutcrackers, Santas, elves, candy canes, sugar plums, and 8 pound baby Jesuses. They don’t want to see demon babies foaming at the mouth and running around the front yard like they’re being chased by Rick and Daryl on the way to Terminus.

And Jason spare me the “woe is me” “infringing on my rights stuff.” You knew exactly what you were doing when you made this and knew the amount of backlash you’d receive.

Tis the season