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Browns

Guy Is So Stoned After Getting His Wisdom Teeth Out That He Thinks The Browns Are Going To The Super Bowl

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https://twitter.com/J__Graz/status/732600184887201792

Ah, to be young, stoned, and an eternal optimist again.

Whatever this kid is on I want double the dosage everyday for the rest of my life. That’s gotta be some strong shit.

Here’s the backstory from the man himself:

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Not a .500 record. Not a wild card berth in the playoffs. The Super Bowl. He’s so out of it that he thinks the Browns (at 200-1) will be representing the AFC in the biggest sporting event in America. Hey, if RGIII shocks people, the defense comes together, and our rookie class contributes…….

So he thinks he’s downtown and going to the Browns game. Fair enough.  But is he really that different than someone who’s been in the Muni Lot for 5 straight hours?

Best part

OK, Jim you’re bleeding

No, I’ll bleed for the Browns

 

Couldn’t have scripted something so perfect.

 

 

 

Cavs

Here’s The Cavs Eastern Conference Finals Intro Video

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It kind of sucks that the Cavs production team will only be able to use this intro for 2 games but hey, that’ll give them more time to blow our minds once the Finals come around.

Obviously this is fantastic but I need a little more from my conference finals videos. I need drama, a building musical score, something that’ll give me goosebumps before tip off. This is good but I didn’t go from six to midnight like I should when watching conference finals intro videos.

Final Grade: 8.1 out of 10

 

If the Cavs want to bring back the “Put On” intro from 08-09, I’m all for it

The song still works in the present day too. Just sayin.

 

Cleveland

No One In Cleveland Is Hotter Right Now Than Stipe Miocic

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After Stipe Miocic knocked the piss out of Fabricio Werdum late Saturday night in front of Werdum’s Brazilian crowd, he returned to Cleveland as the world champion and is the toast of the town right now. No one (not even LeBron or any Cavs player) is having a better couple of days than Stipe. I honestly can’t remember one person taking the city by storm like this (aside from LeBron in July of 2014)

He was greeted at Hopkins Airport when he returned on Monday. Pretty cool  that you can see how much winning and bringing the belt back to his hometown mean to him.

 

He then took some BP at Progressive Field yesterday and decided to mash and hit a few bombs over the left field wall for good measure. NBD.

Hey Dolans, here’s your right handed power bat. And oh, I don’t think anyone on the team will get Jose Bautista’d if Stipe is sitting in the dugout with an Indians jersey on, just sayin.

 

Then he ventured over to the Cavs game to pump up the crowd in a Delly jersey of course

 

And today he’s at the Browns OTA practice

 

 

Stipe has turned into a bona fide rockstar in this city all within the past 4 days. He seems like a genuinely good dude so I’ll be rooting hard for him (even if he did go to North and I went to South but whatever)

If I had to power rank “The King of Cleveland” right now it’d be:

  1. LeBron
  2. Stipe
  3. Lil Kev