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Iman Shumpert Throwing His Sweaty Towel On Tyronn Lue Is One Of The More Disrespectful Things I’ve Seen

Now most of you who read this site/follow our Twitter account know that we like to joke around and have fun and usually don’t give a lot of “hot takes.” The Cavs are a really good basketball team and will probably win the East and make the NBA Finals.

But that right there? Maybe the most emasculating and disrespectful thing I’ve ever seen. I can usually spin something or make an excuse for someone no matter what it is. Throwing your sweaty towel on anyone is peak disrespect. Shit, it’s disrespectful to throw your towel at a towel boy. But throwing your sweaty towel at your coach in the middle of a game? What? And the fact that it’s Shump makes it even worse. The dude has had a horrible season thus far and isn’t even a starter. I’d maybe almost understand if this was someone in the Big 3. But Shump? Maybe he should start working on throwing passes instead of throwing towels (Hey-O!).

Just please beat the Nets tonight by like 40 so we can talk about other things. This preseason is exhausting.

Power Move; Iman Shumpert Will Be Naming His Daughter Iman Shumpert

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Shump’s Instagram– When a man loves a woman how she was born to be loved…procreation is the best blessing you can receive! I couldn’t be more happy than to share my first child with the woman I intended to have my family with. Iman Tayla Shumpert Jr is expected to enter this world “1.16.16”. We want that world to be as pure as possible for her. We people, show the world what we feel the world should see when we want them to see it…something this beautiful had to be announced when we were ready for everyone to know…this is what happiness grows into! I love you @teyanataylor thank you for your sacrifice in starting our very own family! P.s. I know you see my daughter with her hand behind her head and her feet kicked up…ūüėāūüėā…she’s already daddy’s little girl!!!


Love this move by Shump. Just saying “screw it” to all the social norms and deciding to give his newborn baby daughter the same name as her dad. I imagine his thinking was “if I’m not going to have a son to pass down my name, I’ll just give it to my daughter.” I’m totally onboard with this.

Apparently Iman is a name for both girls and guys according to this random person on Twitter who doesn’t follow me:

Not gonna lie though, this is a little weird, no? It’s like if Riley Cooper named his little girl… Riley.

I assume a few years from now this will cause some problems. Just imagine Teyana standing in the kitchen as the dishwasher is overflowing with water and she screams “Iman, get over here and fix the damn dishwasher!!” In runs little 3 year old girl Iman with a wrench ready to go.

Now kids aren’t in my near future but you better believe Shump just opened the door to name my daughter “Mike” if I ever have one (and no it’s not pronounced like the hot chick in Euro Trip)

Per Shump’s Instagram, this has to be the exact moment little Iman Jr was conceived, right?

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Shump is taking no prisoners this year

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Nothing really earth shattering about these videos but it’s nice to see Shump working hard at his old stomping grounds of Georgia Tech. It’s just nuts to me how good a pro athlete is at doing a normal thing like a dribbling drill. If you or I tried to do that we’d trip and fall and probably break our jaw. Shump isn’t even really known for his ballhandling in the NBA but you can see just how good he really is compared to the average Joe. I’d love to see Kyrie do one of these (not till January though)

Also:

Shump’s hair is back to normal for now

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