What better way to immortalize somebody’s place in NBA playoff history than to make a tribute video about them? Add in a few clips of them getting dunked on to the tune of Avril Lavigne and you have our country’s greatest cinematic masterpiece since James Cameron’s Avatar.
Goodnight sweet Joakim, you will be missed on the shores of Lake Erie.
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Get an NWO shirt
Cardale Jones and his Buckeye bunch were on hand to witness the beatdown the Cavs gave the Bulls last night. Little did we know a feud between two sports stars would bloom right in front of our eyes. (I use “stars” loosely because Joakim Noah is the definition of a bum)
It all started when Cardale and co. were shown on the Humongotron at the Q
Them’s fighting words and the whole statement is just stupid on every level. Cardale literally murdered the entire Southeastern Conference on January 1, 2015. But then again everyone knows that Joakim Noah is the fakest tough guy in the world and he LOVES muttering insults under his breath. He’s a 9 year old scorned schoolgirl who was picked last in kickball during gym class. If you recall he did the exact same thing at the Q on Easter.
After the game Cardale found out what Jo said and wasn’t thrilled.
Can you imagine that fight? The state of Ohio’s current favorite athlete vs. The state of Ohio’s current least favorite athlete. Mayweather-Pacquiao might as well be the JV matchup compared to this showdown.
I love this. The hate just got turned up to a hundred thousand trillion towards Joakim Noah. See you game 3 at your house.
THIS
vs this
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Ding ding ding!
JOAKIM! C’mon! It’s Easter, bro. He didn’t rise so you can stand there and call a person another word for a woman’s reproductive part. Someone needs to wash this man’s mouth out with some soap.
LeBron owns so much real estate in Joakim Noah’s head it’s comical. Sure Jo is loud and obnoxious on the court and in interviews… but he’s all bark no bite. A fake tough guy. Puts on a show for the camera. Whatever, gotta keep that rep up and nothing says “enforcer” like calling someone a “pussy” under your breath as they walk away from you. Guess that’s what happens when LeBron sends you home in the playoffs every other year. Keep being you, Joakim.
LOVE the effort from the Cavs today extending their homecourt winning streak to 18 games. LeBron had a triple double (as of right now); JR Smith made about 700 three pointers; Kyrie was Kyrie; Kevin Love returned from a back injury and put in some good minutes (shut Mirotic down in the 4th); and we saw Timo Mozgov getting late 4th quarter minutes as well. If these teams meet in the second round of the playoffs (and with a healthy D-Rose) it’s going to be a very very fun series.
Bottlegate 