I’m hungover, sunburned, my voice is gone, my hands are blistered from high fives and clapping… I’m tired. Sick. Kinda have the shakes. Might puke soon… and you know what? It’s all 100% worth it. That game yesterday was a BEATDOWN. A massacre. A bludgeoning. An extermination. A complete and utter decimation. There’s no other way to put it. The Browns were DOMINANT for 4 quarters. How many times have “dominant” and “Browns” been used in the same sentence since 1999? Once? Twice if any? It hasn’t been thrown around regularly since the 80s or early 90s I’m sure. If you’re keeping track at home, the Browns have outscored the Steelers 55-13 in the last six quarters of football. Fifty Five… To thirteen. That’s a score equivalent of the ’85 Bears playing the Permian Panthers JV team if the Permian Panthers JV team were all deaf, blind and quadruple amputees. Did I just compare the entire Steelers team to a 53 man roster of players with no arms or legs? Yup. You bet your sweet asscheeks I did.

We’re 3-2. Could easily be 5-0. Feels like 16-0. Have a realistic chance of getting to 6-2 (let’s not get ahead of ourselves though). I’m jacked up and you should be too. First Energy Stadium was rocking louder than it’s ever rocked before and good God almighty was it BANANAS in there. Let’s look at the damn game tape:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DnVrSZHnvYY

Our boy Tha Crow got things going

Lawrence Timmons, you’re too little, bro.

But you know what that means. Cue the god damn music and cue it right now!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T02WlCgf_II

Jordan Cameron, nice to see you! How good does Troy P’s hair look here though? Those long, flowing, dark locks. C+ game, A+ hair.

If JC starts getting healthy, watch the fuck out.

Then Ben Tate got in on the action

End zone meet Ben Tate. Ben Tate meet end zone.

 

Alex Mack is sitting here with a broken leg and you would have no idea. What a badass.

Just reading this tweet almost brought tears to my eyes

Hey Cam, I loved you at OSU but man up, dude

Live look in at Joe Thomas reading Cam Heyward’s comments

Joe Thomas has a message for Cam Heyward and the rest of the Steelers.
#Browns pic.twitter.com/X4yb5vZ2nc—
ClevelandSportsMemes (@BrownsMemes) October 12, 2014

Looking dapper as usual on the sidelines

Antonio Brown was rocking the BMX helmet hairstyle postgame. I’d be lying if I said I didn’t think this was a fire haircut. If I wasn’t white and on the verge of being obese, I’d TOTALLY have this hair.

I actually don’t hate Brett Keisel as much after this picture. His beard is still dumb though.

Can’t help but think of the Lion King theme after seeing the above picture

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4efZIHtiQQ

Looks like Happy learned how to putt

And then this happened and kinda broke the Bottlegate Twitter

Pretty proud our pic turned into an internet meme though

No cake is complete without adding some delicious Steeler tears

Steelers safety Mike Mitchell must be referring to a completely different game

Jesus Christ, guys. You’re .500. Chill the fuck out.

https://twitter.com/CaseyKulas/status/521388588299476992

Some player reactions

http://instagram.com/p/uEeDSUOCPE/?modal=true

I’d like to solve the puzzle, Phil. Um, “old fashion ass whooping“

Quick PSA

Damn that was fun. #OnToJacksonville

DJ, Play me out

PS- Saw Johnny’s girlfriend in the Muni Lot before the game. Certifiable 10.

PPS- Brought a camcorder into the Muni Lot yesterday too. Should have a nice little video posted in a week or two… It was awesome being called a perv by some girl while I was filming.

PPPS- Most of those pics are from Cleveland.com. Don’t know if I have to say that but w/e