Around 2 pm on Friday Cardale Jones dropped these bombs on Twitter. He changed his Twitter avi and header to the Akron Zips logo. WTF. Is Cardale leaving for The Ohio Polytech Institute?
Just kidding, guys. It’s May Fools, duh. You really think a quarterback that just won a national championship is really transferring to the MAC? Come. On.
Cardale you dog! Had none all of us fooled!
12 Gauge and the Ohio Polytech Instituters just doesn’t have the same ring to it
Grossi tweeted this out in reference to the Cavs beatdown of the Celtics last night, deleted it minutes after and apologized because GUESS WHAT?! Sensitive people are sensitive and got offended. Look, I’m ALL FOR a good Grossi bash session. It tickles my plums to be honest… but the fact that people are seriously even 1% offended by a tweet referencing something that happened in 1770 is borderline outrageous. If anything you should be offended that he apologized for it. C’mon Tony, have some stones.
I have time for five questions: Is 240+ years too soon for a joke? Do people think “Boston Massacre” is the same thing as the Marathon Bombings? Is Marcus Mariota a realistic option for the Browns this draft? Will the Browns draft a fullback with the #12 pick in the first round?
There are about a billion other tweets to criticize Grossi for. From his “irrelevant billionaire” to “decline of the under 6 ft quarterback,” but this isn’t one of them. I stand with Grossi (never thought I’d type that)
If anyone wants to forward this to Ol Tone so he can see that we defended him, be my guest. Kinda miss him tbh
“Hey Tony,” let’s hit that unblock button
PS- It really was a massacre and Avery Bradley was one of the five victims
While you were relaxing and probably nursing a hangover Saturday afternoon you may have missed the most entertaining “match” Ohio State and Michigan have had in years… and it happened on social media. Because nothing says “rivalry” like a good old fashioned Twitter beef. That’s the way Bo and Woody would’ve wanted it.
It all started when Jim Harbaugh and his khakis sent out this “Thought of the day”
Hm, weird. I never took Coach Jim as a “Thought of the day” kinda guy… but I digress. This was a direct shot at Urban Meyer and the Buckeyes and how they handled the Mike Weber/Stan Drayton recruiting situations. I’m not explaining it here but if you’re unfamiliar with what happened read this. This is Harbaugh just proving he’s got the mindset of a 15 year old girl by subtweeting Urban and the Bucks.
Interesting tactics by Jimmy here when Urban and the Bucks are the ones holding the CFB trophy while Michigan can’t even make the GoDaddy.com Bowl.
The tweet by Harbaugh piqued the interest of Mark Pantoni who is the Buckeye Director of Player Personnel. He sent this tweet out and it was a little less cryptic than Harbaugh’s.
“Oh hey Jim, you wanna send out whiny preteen girl subtweets? Oh well that’s cool my thought of the day is this cover of Sports Illustrated where we just rolled over Oregon to win the National Championship. How’s your 60th ranked recruiting class doing?”
Former Offensive Coordinator Tom Herman just couldn’t help himself either. He needed to take one last parting shot at Michigan and Jim Harbaugh and he completely ETHERED them. A lot of people have been dying on Twitter lately but this was a decapitiation unlike any these eyes have seen. He dropped the guillotine on Harbaugh and then dropped the mic. I really don’t know how Harbaugh will be able to show his face in public after that one. Fatality.
This renewed Ohio State-Michigan rivalry is already off to a great start. Michigan wins coaching searches, Ohio State wins National Championships. If you’re keeping score at home- Ohio State owns Michigan on the football field, the basketball court, the recruiting rankings, and now on the mean streets of social media.
Bottlegate 