I’ve been saying it for years now- How Mike Polk isn’t more nationally known is an American tragedy. By far one of the funniest guys in America today. I saw him do stand up at the Willoughby Brewing Company last year and it was incredible. Coupled with about 11 pumpkin beers (girly boy, I know) and him rattling off joke after joke I almost threw up all over the lady in front of me. Whatevs. She shouldn’t have been sitting in the splash zone.
“Their defense is old and broken and their 40 year old sex offender quarterback has no cartilage left in his body.”
This picture. NAILED IT.

Here are links to his other classics for good measure:
Hastily Made Cleveland Tourism Video Part 1
PS- Can’t wait to see that kid in the Dawg Pound drunk off his ass in about 15 years
