10 police departments are called to break up 300 person brawl at Valley View Cinemark

January 2, 2015 Mike 2 Comments

-From a Cleveland news station (not saying which one because they didn’t credit us for something we had earlier in the week)

VALLEY VIEW, Ohio – Police say fights have broken out a a Valley View theater Friday evening.

The fights are still happening at the Cinemark At Valley View And XD located on Canal Road, according to police.

Officials confirm to newsnet5 that 10 police departments are on scene.

Police say all those involved in the fights are juveniles.

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Here’s the video via Will Burge:

http://instagram.com/p/xYVLI0GS8s/?modal=true

Was that Robin Thicke??

Oh. “All those involved in the fights are juveniles.” They MUST be talking about the Beachwood Mall fight we posted earlier in the week, right? No? This is another incident? Sigh.

Jesus Christ, kids. What are we doing here? Whatever happened to going to the movies on a Friday night with your friends and just being normal? Maybe sneak in some candy or chips. Maybe sneak into a Rated-R movie?

I was just at Valley View Cinemark today watching some shitty Steve Carrell and Channing Tatum movie too. What the hell.

Sidenote: If you’re even considering going to see Foxcatcher… just.. don’t. You’ll thank me. It’s AWFUL.

Let’s go to the handy dandy Twitter machine and see what we missed:

There’s this:

A couple cops showed up

Pic via Peggy Gallek

Pic via Hilary Golston

PS- 10 police departments got called for that????

Bottlegate, Buckeyes

Let’s go hunting; “Duck Season” shirts are now for sale for all you Buckeye fans

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UPDATE: DUCK SEASON SHIRTS ARE OUT OF STYLE, IT’S ALL ABOUT THE NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP SHIRTS

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I hunt duck, Urban. They’re overpopulated in this region and they’re decimating the grubworm population. You got a fucking problem with that?

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Ohio Against the World; OSU v Alabama Sugar Bowl Game Tape (Second Half)

January 2, 2015 Mike Leave a comment

Relive the first half here

The second half started off right where the first half left off with Ohio State having their way with the vaunted Alabama defense and 12 Gauge throwing bombs

Steve Miller pick 6. Thought this was the dagger right here.

Corey Smith gets a game ball. The dude was EVERYWHERE on kickoffs last night.

Then there was this. The backrub heard ’round the world. The internet thinks that this girl was cheating and at that moment in the video she realizes she’s on TV and has been caught… Other theories are she was trying to pickpocket the guy in the black or was popping pills. Or it’s actually nothing at all and people love looking way too far into things. We’ll never know the truth but this may have been the most fascinating thing to come out of last night’s game.