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VIDEO: Mike Polk Jr. Sees If Chickens Are Better At Drafting Players Than Ray Farmer

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OK, chickens! I see you!

Brandin Cooks & Kelvin Benjamin

Anthony Barr & ??

Khalil Mack & Marqise Lee

Sign me up for either of those options.

I always wonder how the Browns would be different if us regular Joes were in charge of making the team’s picks. Everyone on the Internet always thinks they could do a better job of evaluating talent. Truth is, they don’t know the first thing about evaluating players but it makes for a fun discussion. Watching 40 times at the combine and studying every mock draft that comes out between now and the 3rd week in April are staples of being a Browns fan.

If a pea brained chicken can assemble a decent squad, why is it so hard for the people whose job it is to actually know NFL talent?

If the chickens can draft well, why can’t the Farmer?

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Morning Mishmash

Mishmash- Urban Meyer’s Make A Wish; Best mugshot ever; Someone steals $10,000 worth of Little Debbie from Wal Mart

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Cleveland pic of the day

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Man and woman arrested for armed robbery and the guy takes the best mugshot ever

12-22

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Urban Meyer’s Make A Wish gift to a 5 year old Buckeye fan is awesome

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Here’s a quick video recapping all of the major news stories of 2015

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Gregg Popovich is a big fan of George Hill’s hair

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Someone stole $10,000 worth of Little Debbie treats in a Wal Mart parking lot. Monsters.

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Here’s Steve-O doing a backflip and spitting fire in slow motion.

Cleveland

Cleveland Man Arrested After Barricading Himself In His Home With A Six Foot Alligator Protecting Him

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Via WKYC

CLEVELAND — An alligator is in police custody after a man barricaded himself inside of a Cleveland home Thursday afternoon.

Police were called to the home in the 7900 block of Cornelia Avenue for a domestic situation.

When police arrived, the suspect barricaded himself inside of the home with the alligator. A SWAT team was then called to the home.

Once inside, an officer laid on top of the alligator while others taped its mouth shut. The suspect was arrested.

 

Imagine how badass that cop felt when he came home.

Scene: A man and his family are sitting around the dining room table eating dinner

WIFE: Hey Earl (the cop’s name is Earl, just go with it), how was work today? Any arrests?

EARL: “it was pretty good. Normal shit. A couple speeding tickets, shoplifting calls, a domestic violence incident… Oh yeah, and I wrestled a 6 foot alligator into submission with my bare hands. Standard stuff.

*Wife throws all the food off of the table, jumps on Earl and starts passionately kissing him*

End Scene

 

As for the criminal, I gotta say having an alligator as your first line of defense against intruders/police is kind of awesome. It’s definitely up there in my top 5 animals I’d want protecting me in my house along with a lion, polar bear, dire wolf, and wolverine.

No one fucks with alligators. You know why no one fucks with alligators? Because they’re ornery. You know why they’re ornery? Cuz they got all them teeth and no toothbrush.

Thankfully no officers were hurt.