Cleveland pic of the day
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Verne Troyer remade Drake’s Hotline Bling and it’s better than the original
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Kid missing since 2002 from Alabama is found in Cleveland
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Seth Rollins injures his knee during a WWE match in Dublin. Doesn’t look good.
https://twitter.com/DroidStar_com/status/662036466239979520
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Jae Crowder of the Celtics hit an awesome full court shot… but it didn’t count
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NBD just a couple dudes in jetpacks flying next to a jet in Dubai
While some NFL fans are known to be rowdier than others, no one ever took it upon themselves to quantify the levels of intoxication around the league…until now. We reached out to the folks atBACtrack — who make personal smartphone-linked breathalyzers — to investigate. They crunched the data over the first seven weeks of the 2015 NFL season (Sundays only) and the results are in.
No surprise that these teams make up the top 5. When a team never wins a Super Bowl, it inevitably means their fans are going to booze more. Can’t win rings, can’t be sober. Who cares if the product on the field is shitty when you can drink 15 beers and still have an OK time? Browns fans know this line of reasoning all too well.
After yesterday’s Ray Farmer press conference I wouldn’t be surprised if the Browns vault into the top 3 pretty soon. What a debacle that was. You needed a stiff drink just to handle the words that your ears were hearing. If there was a ranking of “drunkest fans during owner and GM press conferences,” I think the Browns would be in first.
I’m almost positive this guy was the deciding factor on if the Browns would be in 5th or 4th place.
Also, what’s up with Cincinnati? .016? WTF? Do you guys even NFL, bro? Can’t you walk like 15 feet into Kentucky and buy the 190 proof Everclear? Who knew Cincy was filled with a bunch of Debbie Downers?
Never change, Cleveland
https://twitter.com/badenhop91/status/648220313495412736/video/1
From the first bell of The Undertaker’s music, to quoting the Road Dogg Jesse James, to Stone Cold pounding beers and giving some poor fool a picture perfect Stunner… this may be the greatest thing to ever happen on the turf at Mount Union Stadium and that’s saying something.
I found myself reciting the New Age Outlaws speech but I think it’s safe to say Stone Cold stole the show:
The “Alliance Rattlesnake,” if you will.
PS- I know this blog has a pretty large Mount Union following and I’m kind of embarrassed that no one sent this in
PPS- It’s gotta be so disheartening for the other members of the OAC to see this happen at a Mount practice and know they’re still going to lose by 50
Bottlegate 