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Morning Mishmash

Mishmash- Cleveland has the 5th most attractive women; Grady Sizemore house for sale; Most annoying NFL fanbases

October 23, 2015 Mike Leave a comment

Cleveland pic of the day

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According the the app Clover, Cleveland has the 5th most attractive women in the US (Columbus isn’t doing too well)

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Grady Sizemore just put up his Arizona home for sale

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According to this poll, these are the most annoying fanbases in the NFL (Browns are #18)

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A lot of ducks (5,000) rush to a pond at once. Yeah, I dunno.

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This fake 30 For 30 is about a woman who runs a marathon and DOESN’T talk about it. Pretty pretty funny.

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Bulldog feels rain for the first time and its reaction is pretty awesome

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Browns

Guess Which NFL Team (And Player) Has The Highest Selling Jerseys Among Female Fans? Hint: Browns

October 22, 2015 Mike Leave a comment

Via Dick’s Sporting Goods

Highest selling team:

Highest selling player overall:

Highest selling defensive players:

A few takeaways from theses rankings

This has NOTHING to do with the Browns getting new jerseys. Nope. Nothing. Cleveland women just love their Brownies that much. (It has everything to do with new jerseys)

I’m not saying you’re basic if you’re a girl and you only have a Haden jersey but I’m not saying you’re not basic either. Go to the Muni Lot or FirstEnergy Stadium and I’m sure 85-90% of the girls in jerseys are sporting a Joe H. We need a little more versatility out of our ladies on Sundays.

I think if I ever saw a girl rocking a Danny Shelton jersey I’d probably fall in love? There’s something to be said for a girl who willingly rocks a defensive tackle’s #71 jersey.

There’s really not many good options when you Google “female Browns fans” and that’s a shame because I’ve seen tons of talent downtown on Sundays for Browns games.

On to St. Louis.

Cavs

Tristan Thompson And Cavs Finally Agree On A 5 Year Deal

October 21, 2015 Mike Leave a comment

#Cavs, Tristan Thompson agree to 5-year, $82 million deal, league sources tell @clevelanddotcom.

— Chris Haynes (@ChrisBHaynes) October 21, 2015

Cavs and Tristan Thompson have agreed to a 5-year, $82 million contract, per @ChrisBHaynes of Northeast Ohio Media Group.

— Sam Amico (@AmicoHoops) October 21, 2015

Finally.

For me the best part of this signing is not having having to read all the hot takes on Twitter anymore. 5 years $82 million is a win win for everybody involved.

https://instagram.com/p/9HkJXKwDN_/

So as it stands, the Cavs have locked up Kyrie, Kevin Love, and Tristan Thompson for the next 5 years. Oh yeah, plus that LeBron guy who looks like he’ll be around for a few years also.

Now about those uniforms Dan Gilbert tweeted out a few minutes before the Tristan news was announced… he has to be trolling, right?

1 of these 3 will debut tonight at @CavsWGUnited event as a new @Cavs uni. Here's a sneak peek. Which is your fav? pic.twitter.com/wjthgMhSSv

— Dan Gilbert (@cavsdan) October 21, 2015

PS- Pretty savvy move by Tristan. Probably just didn’t want to play in preseason games.