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Browns-Raiders Monday Game Tape; At Least We’re Not Last In The Division

I wish there was something good to say about yesterday’s game, I really do. The Browns didn’t run, didn’t tackle, didn’t block, didn’t defend the run, didn’t defend the pass, didn’t coach well, passed the ball OK, and stunk on special teams. All of that combined equals a 27-20 loss to the Raiders… and it wasn’t really that close.

People (me) actually thought the Browns would start off the season with a 3-0 or 2-1 record because of the easy schedule. Ha!

Yesterday was the Raiders first road win since November of 2013; Their first win in Cleveland since 1985; And their first win in the Eastern time zone since 2009.

Bottom line is this team isn’t very good and isn’t very fun to watch. Not during one minute yesterday did I enjoy myself watching that game. Even after 3 hours in the Muni Lot I couldn’t force myself to get pumped for the game. No playmakers on either side of the ball will do that to you. Yesterday’s loss was expected.

But that’s kind of what happens when Josh McCown is your quarterback. And that’s not even a knock on Josh, I thought he actually played pretty well (in the second half) and threw some nice passes. He is what he is.  It’s just… we know what we’re going to get with Josh and that’s why that last interception was so expected. I’ll be honest, I wasn’t even mad/sad/or dejected after that. It was mostly just a “Alright whatever” kind of reaction. 3 games in and I’m already apathetic! Pretty good sign.

Let’s look at the game tape

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OUCH tailgated before the game

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Joe Haden wandered around the concourse during the game

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Fantastic Special Teams play all day

Brian Hartline made a pretty nice catch with his legs

Would like to see Gary Barnidge get involved more because he truly may be our biggest offensive threat

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And the crowd was going wild!!

And then Charles Woodson picked off McCown and the Browns lost.

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But it wasn’t all bad, at least the game gave us this

Couple quick thoughts:

  • So about that whole thing where we’re able to run the ball and be able to defend against the run. LOL.
  • So about that whole thing where our secondary and offensive line are the strengths of the team. LOL.
  • I watched the first half of the game at Dive Bar. It was a great surprise to walk in and see the bar had doubled in size. Great spot to watch a game.
  • Duke Johnson had THREE yards rushing.
  • Hey Josh please stop underthrowing Travis Benjamin
  • A quick reminder: The Browns have the highest paid defense in the league

Pretty excited to travel to San Diego to watch this team.

Oakland Raiders Cheerleader And Fanbase Gallery

You know the deal. The Browns host the Raiders today in their home opener and for every opponent a Cleveland sports team plays, we put together a photo gallery of the other team’s cheerleaders and fanbase. The pics could be funny, weird, hot, disturbing, etc. Here are what the fine fans of the Oakland Raiders look like:

By  FAR the best fanbase gallery so far. Oakland fans are absolutely insane (and kinda hot)

 

Woman Starts A Fire At The South Euclid Walmart As A Distraction So She Can Steal A Bike

Via Cleveland.com

SOUTH EUCLID, Ohio — South Euclid police are looking for a woman who set fire to a clothing rack at Walmart to distract employees while she shoplifted.

The small fire started about 11:45 a.m. Friday at Warrensville Center Road store, according to a police report.

The flames were quickly extinguished, and no one was hurt.

A surveillance video showed the woman standing near a children’s pajama clearance rack, police said. The woman quickly walked away as the pajamas caught fire.

She then went to the front of the store and grabbed a blue bike.

She left the store with the bike when store employees were distracted by the fire.


There’s times in life when you just know when you’re beat. You just have to shake your head, smile, and accept it. When you get bluffed by a shit hand while playing Texas Hold ‘Em; When you’re a DB trying to cover Odell Beckham Jr; When you’re playing the West Canaan Coyotes and can’t stop the Oopty Oop. We’ve all been there. You’re helpless and know you’re outmatched physically or mentally.

If you were a worker at Walmart on this day, there’s nothing you can do but shake your head and laugh. You just got outsmarted by one of the greats. The David Copperfield of kleptomaniacs. Mind games on mind games. Sleight of hand, ever heard of it?

The ONLY problem I have here is why didn’t she go to the electronics? Fuck a bike. Get a PS4, an XBOX 1, or one of those 55″ Vizio TVs.

So to all of the Walmart South Euclid employees, don’t be discouraged. You ran into a buzzsaw that day. It’s important in life to realize that sometimes people are just better than you. Don’t cry because you got a bike stolen right under your nose, smile because you were a witness to one of the greatest heists the South Euclid Walmart has ever seen.

PS-God I hate Cleveland.com commenters.

Leave it to dumbass Alice Afterthought to ruin a Grade A carbon footprint joke.

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