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Morning Mishmash- Russell Wilson isn’t black enough, Urban’s office, Delly guards Dirk

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Super Bowl winning quarterback Russell Wilson isn’t “black enough” for his Seahawk teammates

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Take a tour of Urban Meyer’s office

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Some bros give snobby “food experts” McDonalds but tell them it’s organic food. Shocker; they love it

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Delly guarding Dirk is A+ stuff

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Here’s the “All the King’s Men” article from Sports Illustrated

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Vine of the day

Terrance West has a message for all you haters out there

“Shoutout to all my HATERS. I love YALL ❤️❤️❤️❤️💖. IM NOT EVEN SUPPOSE TO BE HERE”

(His ‘gram is private but we’re technological geniuses here at Bottlegate so we saved this video and used our own player NBD)

Sigh. Why even take the time to make this video in the first place? Terrance here’s a little advice- Don’t go on social media after games where you played poorly or the team lost. And if you do go on there, for the love of God don’t feed the trolls and respond to the “haters.” Nothing good has ever come out of athletes responding to fans on social media and it just makes the athlete look weak and vulnerable. Do your work in the film room and on the practice field and play better next game. Simple as that. We don’t need to see you tweeting and Instagramming about all the people that doubt you and that you’ve made it. Are you a good running back? Yes, absolutely. Should you be addressing the h8ers and peepz that doubted you? Nooooooo. No you should not.

He followed up that post with a post of him cutting a rug:

“My haters said stop dancing but I can’t THO. Hate it or love it.”

For some reason I don’t think the haters were referring to your actual dances but rather you dancing on the field when you’re carrying the football. But what the hell do I know? Those were fire dance moves though I gotta admit. I think I need a pair of those orange pants too.

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Quick: West’s actual dance moves vs. this asshole Browns fan’s moves imitating West

Think it might be a toss-up?

PS- If you’ve ever commented on an athlete’s Instagram saying “you suck” or something of that nature just know that you’re the worst type of person on the planet and everyone hates you.

Jerome Baker decommits from Florida to join Urban & The Buckeyes. Hello Championship!

Well well well, the Urbanator strikes again. This is kind of a no brainer though, right? Florida just lost at home to Mizzou 42-13 and the Buckeyes have been a well oiled machine and look better and better each week. What would you rather do? Finish .500 in the SEC and wreck your body when you have to go up against Florida, LSU, Ole Miss, Georgia, Miss. St, and Auburn every year… or stay close to home in Cleveland, pad your stats vs. Purdue, Indiana, and Minnesota, then coast to the Big 10 championship game and garner Heisman attention because you go to Ohio State? (Maybe not *Heisman* but w/e)

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He’s a 6’1 202 lb. linebacker/running back and is listed as the 4th best athlete in the country and the 2nd best football prospect in Ohio.

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Here are his highlight videos. Try not to drool.