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Browns v Steelers Monday Rehash

Frustrating game to say the least. But damn, it was kind of fun, right? How many other Browns teams would have just packed it up when down 27-3 at half? No Josh Gordon, Ben Tate out for the game, Jordan Cameron out for the game and yet you score 24 second half points on the road vs. the “vaunted” Steeler defense. Obviously not the outcome everyone wanted, but it’s something to build on. Let’s look at the tape.

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Copycat Steelers fans with the ol “hang the quarterback with a noose”

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But we already did this. And did it way better.

This guy does not like the Browns 1st half effort or Mike Pettine

We watched a football game and a karate match broke out

Metaphors

So disrespectful.

And then the internet did internet things

Thankfully Spencer had a sense of humor about the whole thing

Mike Pettine got a C+ coaching debut from me

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Mitchell Schwartz doing Mitchell Schwartz things

In all I thought the line played pretty well. They gave Hoyer time and we were able to run the ball at will in the second half. They gave up a VERY untimely sack on the Browns last drive though.

Brett Keisel’s whole “I have a long beard hehehe” thing is so played out. Get a new shtick you Brian Wilson wannabe.

I loved what I saw out of all 3 of our running backs

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And my all time favorite running back agrees with me

Alright guys, we get it. You don’t like our backup QB

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If Jordan Cameron stays on his feet here, this is a whole different ballgame

This one… This one hurt. For some reason Antonio Brown just has Joe Haden’s number

Justin Gilbert had a ROUGH first game in the NFL. But don’t worry, Justin. You only have to face Drew Brees next week.

I actually thought we were going to pull it out after Benjamin’s TD catch

Regular Season Game 1: Browns vs. Steelers

But in the end, as always the Browns start the season 0-1

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Game balls- Paul Kruger, Karlos Dansby, every running back, Andrew Hawkins, Brian Hoyer

Even in the loss there’s a lot to be optimistic about. Will the first half Browns show up or will the second half Browns show up vs New Orleans? The saints are coming off an OT loss to the Falcons and it’s going to be tough to think New Orleans starts the season 0-2.

Can’t wait for the Muni Lot Sunday morning.

Part 3 of Bottlegate’s 2014 Cleveland Browns Season Preview

Browns Betting Guide

Odds to win the Super Bowl: 70/1. Throw 10 bucks on it and hope for a God damn miracle.

Odds to win the AFC Championship: 45/1. Hey, at least we’re not last. Oakland is at 100/1 and Jacksonville is at 125/1.

Win Total: Over/Under: 6.5. For me this whole bet hinges on if Josh Gordon’s suspension is lifted or not. If Gordon doesn’t see the field this season I’m betting the Under. If Gordon suits up, I think everything with the Browns changes drastically and I HAMMER the over.

Against the spread in 2013 the Browns were a pretty bad 6-10. 3-5 at home and 3-5 away. 9 of their games went Over and 7 went Under. 5 home games went over and 3 games went under. They were 4-4 on Over/Unders on the road.

Proposition Bet Yes No
Johnny Manziel wins MVP 75/1
Manziel leads NFL in passing 150/1
Manziel wins Off. ROY 14/1
Justin Gilbert wins Def. ROY 25/1
Manziel is fined in regular season +200 -300
Manziel wins ROY and makes the playoffs +2000

The only prop bet here worth looking at is Manziel getting fined in the regular season. I could see his uniform not being up to code or him getting a penalty for taunting after doing the Money sign in some chump defender’s ugly face.

Proposition Bet O/U
Ben Tate – Total Rushing Yards 800.5
Ben Tate – Total Touchdowns 6.5
Jordan Cameron – Total Receiving TDs 6
Jordan Cameron – Total Rec Yards 850.5
Paul Kruger – Total Sacks 6
Joe Haden – Total Interceptions 3.5

Ben Tate total rushing yards- WAYY OVER. Lock of the year… Ben Tate has never had more than 4 touchdowns in a season, so I wouldn’t touch that. I like Jordan Cameron OVER 850 total yards (that’s only 53 yards a game) and like Joe Haden OVER 3.5 interceptions.\

 

SEASON OUTLOOK

 

Cleveland has the 7th easiest schedule according to opponents winning percentage.  I expect the Browns to surprise this year. IF Josh Gordon gets his suspension lifted, this team is loaded with legitimate NFL talent. Shit, we have 5 pro bowlers returning this season. This isn’t the same 4-12 Browns. In my heart I truly believe the Browns surprise people this year.

In the NFL, games can go either way, so many games are decided by one play here and there or by a field goal as time expires. For once in my lifetime why can’t the Browns be on the winning side of these games? Well this year they will be. I don’t know if it’s the hype videos talking or what but I think the Browns will have a successful season. How “successful” is defined, I don’t know. A lot of the games won’t be pretty. Defensive battles till the final whistle, games of field goals and field position, 3 and outs galore. But I’m calling it. This year the ball bounces in the Browns favor more than it doesn’t. If the Browns can make it through their first 3 games without going 0-3, there should be real optimism for this team. They don’t have a hard schedule and the AFC North is actually pretty average. If EVERYTHING goes right and players play up to their potential, I see the Browns sticking around till the end. I don’t think this team is a 4-12 or 5-11 team of old.

My Prediction: Browns finish 8-8 and are one of the teams ESPN labels as “In the hunt” till the final week or so of the regular season.

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But in typical Cleveland fashion, everything can go to shit. Wouldn’t be surprised if 10 starters simultaneously blew out their ACLs on the same play, Swagger gets loose and bites Mike Pettine in the dick, and First Energy Stadium spontaneously combusts. Only in Cleveland.

 

Browns 17

Pittsburgh 14

Ohio State v Virginia Tech Preview

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Vegas Odds- Ohio State (-12),  OVER/UNDER; 47

All the pundits out there are harping that OSU’s win vs Navy was closer than the score showed. I’m here to tell you that if not for 2 red zone turnovers (an interception and a failed 4th down conversion) Ohio State blows the brakes off of Navy and the whole national narrative changes. Think about it, convert those two red zone chances into just field goals and the Buckeyes drop 40. Not to mention that Navy’s touchdown in the first quarter was NOT a touchdown. The dude’s knee was clearly down. So after I expertly broke that down, the Buckeyes score really should have been 40-10.

But I digress. Now onto this Virginia Tech game. As I type this I’m currently in a car on 71 South driving to Columbus decked out in Buckeye gear. Hang On Sloopy is on the radio and I’m doing the O-H-I-O chant in the backseat. I’m armed with 2 Five Hour Energys at my disposal and some unbridled enthusiasm. There’s NO way Ohio State loses this game. No way.

What to watch for:

The Buckeye defense vs. a traditional offense.

Urban Meyer said it himself that the defense would not even watch the game tape from last weekend. When Facing a Wing T offense, there’s no way to gauge how good a team’s defense actually is. Virginia Tech returns 4 starters from last year’s offensive line. Aside from that experience, Tech is young and inexperienced on that side of the ball. Look for Luke Fickell to dial up the blitzes to try and rattle Texas Tech transfer QB Michael Brewer.

 

Ohio State offense vs. an aggressive Hokie defense

The Virginia Tech secondary trots out two players who had 5+ interceptions last year. Phil Steele said the Tech may possess the best secondary in the entire nation. I’ll admit that this worries me. The Hokies are always known to play an aggressive blitzing defense. The Ohio State offensive line NEEDS to play 10x better this week to have any chance of moving the ball.

JT Barrett’s second career start

I imagine making your second career start… at night… in front of 105,000 Buckeye fans… on national TV… vs a very established college football program may be just a tad nerve racking. It will be imperative that JT comes out and makes confident, good plays in the beginning of the game. He needs to set the tone early.

 

Game Prediction

The Buckeyes will come out hyped up as hell this game. I can easily see Virginia Tech trying a trick play right out of the gate. They’ll try and take advantage of the Buckeyes over aggressiveness. Maybe a hitch and go or a wheel route of some sort.

Look for the Buckeyes to try and establish a running game early and rotating backs Ezekiel Elliott and Curtis Samuel. This will open up the play action game and provide JT Barrett with easy reads and throws. Curtis Grant will make a big play on defense and Dontre Wilson final breaks one for a long touchdown.

Buckeyes win 31-20 and but do not cover the 12 point spread and the game goes OVER.