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Guy Is So Stoned After Getting His Wisdom Teeth Out That He Thinks The Browns Are Going To The Super Bowl

https://twitter.com/J__Graz/status/732600184887201792

Ah, to be young, stoned, and an eternal optimist again.

Whatever this kid is on I want double the dosage everyday for the rest of my life. That’s gotta be some strong shit.

Here’s the backstory from the man himself:

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Not a .500 record. Not a wild card berth in the playoffs. The Super Bowl. He’s so out of it that he thinks the Browns (at 200-1) will be representing the AFC in the biggest sporting event in America. Hey, if RGIII shocks people, the defense comes together, and our rookie class contributes…….

So he thinks he’s downtown and going to the Browns game. Fair enough.  But is he really that different than someone who’s been in the Muni Lot for 5 straight hours?

Best part

OK, Jim you’re bleeding

No, I’ll bleed for the Browns

 

Couldn’t have scripted something so perfect.

 

 

 

Here’s The Cavs Eastern Conference Finals Intro Video

 

It kind of sucks that the Cavs production team will only be able to use this intro for 2 games but hey, that’ll give them more time to blow our minds once the Finals come around.

Obviously this is fantastic but I need a little more from my conference finals videos. I need drama, a building musical score, something that’ll give me goosebumps before tip off. This is good but I didn’t go from six to midnight like I should when watching conference finals intro videos.

Final Grade: 8.1 out of 10

 

If the Cavs want to bring back the “Put On” intro from 08-09, I’m all for it

The song still works in the present day too. Just sayin.

 

Mishmash- Skateboard tricks almost lead to getting hit by a car; Kung Fu brawl; Drunkest cities in America

Cleveland pic of the day

This could have had a really bad outcome

I love this guy casually eating pizza on the floor as a fight breaks out around him

Kung Fu brawl!

Big fan of this Tyronn Lue story where he told LeBron to “shut the fuck up” in the huddle

These are the drunkest cities in America. Lots of them are in Wisconsin.

Welp. If you have a LinkedIn, there’s a chance your password may have been hacked

Not really sure of why drinkable sunscreen exists… but it does, and here it is