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The results are in for Cleveland’s hottest athlete. Here’s who our readers chose:

At the beginning of December we ran a poll to have our readers vote on the best looking professional athletes in the city of Cleveland. The response we got was pretty awesome, our poll was spread all over Twitter, Facebook, and Reddit and we had tons of people visit the site to weigh in on some good looking dudes. I mean, who actually cares about their play on the field, right?

The staff here at Bottlegate (AKA all 2 of us) put together our own lists. You can view Austin’s here where he went above and beyond and wrote a thesis on each individual player. He even came up with a number system to calculate each player’s final score. Seriously, go check it out if you haven’t already, it’s really really good.

Before we reveal the Top 10 that you voted, I’ll give you my top 10 and a short explanation on why and how I picked them.

 

10. Johnny Manziel

Is he actually a good looking guy? Meh. He’s alright I guess. He makes the list because these are the girls he’s been linked to within the past year. The company he keeps vaults him into my top ten.

9. Spencer Lanning

Spencer was the last person thrown into the poll to round out the Browns selections. He actually performed very well. The only reason he makes my top 10 is because of this picture:

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8. Michael Brantley

Frankly I don’t think he’s very good looking but during every Indians game my Twitter timeline is inundated with girls swooning over him.

7. Joe Harris

If the 2014 NBA Draft was based off looks alone, Joe Harris would have been the #1 pick.

6. Jason Kipnis

He just strikes me as a man’s man. Can probably fix the alternator on your car while chopping down a Redwood at the same time.

5. Corey Kluber

He’s in the Top 5 because of his beard and his beard alone. I strive to have that facial hair one day. Oh, and he’s pretty good at throwing that baseball thing too.

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4. LeBron James

“But Mike, LeBron isn’t hot. He looks like an old man” Blah blah blah. You know why LeBron cracks my top 5? Because this:

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Related: Apparently I’m a gold digger. You learn something new about yourself everyday.

 

3. Miles Austin

Miles was famous in the non NFL circles because he dated some girl named Kim Kardashian while he was with the Cowboys. Never heard of her. Plus people tell me has nice eyes.

 

2. Kevin Love

Kevin Love fever has officially taken over the city of Cleveland. Kevin Love this, Kevin Love that. You’d think he was in the same league as Beckham the way these girls are drooling over him.

1. Jordan Cameron

It really isn’t even close to be honest.

1) He’s an acclaimed actor who made his on-screen debut on FX’s The League

2) He can dunk better than you

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3) His child is way cuter than your child

4) He’s better at rollerblading than you

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5) He puts Buddy The Elf to shame

6) Oh hello 5 o’clock shadow nice to meet you

 

Here’s how you guys voted:

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How Jordan Cameron didn’t win unanimously is beyond me

 

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Bloodbath City: Population Kevin Love & the Cavaliers

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Zach Walters coming in second for Hottest Indian then not cracking the top 10 for overall hottest is the most confusing thing that I’ve read all year.

Cleveland’s Top 10 (with ties)

10. Mike Aviles

10. Yan Gomes

10. Michael Brantley

7. Spencer Lanning

5. Miles Austin (tie)

5. Joe Haden (tie)

4. Jason Kipnis

3. Joe Harris

2. Jordan Cameron

1. Kevin Love

 

And there you have it, Kevin Love is the undisputed best looking athlete in the Cleveland professional sports scene. It was a back and forth battle between Jordan Cameron and Kevin Love, with Kevin making a big push on the final day to claim the title. Thanks to everyone who voted. Stay tuned for more polls like these that we have up our sleeve.

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Our “Answer The Call” shirt & hoodie is now for sale

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Um. Whoa.

Sunday I asked our boy Zack from Center Field Smoke if he could make a quick picture of the Cleveland skyline with a #2 spotlight shining on the clouds. I thought it’d be a cool cover photo for when we wrote a post when the Browns changed quarterbacks. Ya know, maybe get a few retweets and some eyes on the blog that we wouldn’t have gotten before. Little did I know he’d be cropping, photoshopping, editing and creating the masterpiece you see right here:

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 Click here to view the Answer The Call collection

I was blown away and apparently the people all over social media liked it too. Parody upon parody account tagged us & tweeted out the pic (with our name removed, mind you. whatever.) and our pic went viral. Do you know how quickly your phone dies when you get thousands of notifications in 12 hours? It sucks.

We’re a blog of the people and the people have spoken. You guys love the picture, we love the picture… so now we’ve decided that you should be able to wear it too. Men’s t-shirts, women’s t-shirts, crew neck sweatshirts, long sleeved shirt, & hoodies. All available for purchase. It’d make the perfect holiday gift for any Cleveland Browns fan. You can choose tons of different color combinations too:

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Click here to get your Answer The Call shirts now!

And a HUUUUGE thanks to Zack from Center Field Smoke. He makes a ton of these pictures for us and the kid is nothing short of a genius. Go check out his T-shirt store and browse some of his Cleveland gear. You’ll have to sift through Pittsburgh stuff ( I know, I know. Puke) but there are some real gems in there too like these:

  

If you want to look sexy this Christmas, Bottlegate has you covered with t-shirts and hoodies

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 Oh my God. What?!? Bottlegate has shirts?!? 

Click here to browse the Bottlegate lineup

Us here at Bottlegate along with our partner Center Field Smoke are ready to introduce our first set of t-shirts AND hoodies right in time for Christmas. Perfect for any Cleveland sports fan, any person who visits our site, or any person who wants to look downright sexy this holiday season.

You see that girl over there across the bar? You’re probably too scared to go up and talk to her, right? Well screw pick up lines, leave your cologne at home, hell you probably don’t even have to shower… she’ll be coming up to you once she sees you’re wearing the hottest shirt in Ohio. It’s an instant eye catcher. A conversation starter. It shows you’re sophisticated yet down to Earth. Business-like but ready to drop to one knee to do a beer bong in the Muni Lot at the drop of a hat.

Girls, don’t worry we carry women’s shirts as well so you can attract that stud that you’ve had your eyes on.

If you don’t believe us just check out some of the biggest stars in Cleveland and Hollywood:

People’s Sexiest Man of 2014 Ryan Gosling rocks it almost daily

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Even the uber talented Kim Kardashian likes to sport our designsIMG955273

(camel toe not included)

If you wear our Cavs gear there’s a good chance you’ll develop the basketball skills of LeBron James. Hell, maybe even the bank account!

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And oh, some guy named Johnny Manziel will probably be celebrating his birthday tonight by rocking our gear. NBD.

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(These are the types of girls you can expect to attract)

So go and check out our our shirts and hoodies. Honestly if you’re not even a fan of the site you have to admit that it’s an awesome design and you’d probably look good in it slinging back beers at any Cleveland sporting event.

GO BUY THEM HERE. GO BUY THEM HERE. GO BUY THEM HERE

And go check out Center Field Smoke, there’s tons of Cleveland designs (there’s also Pittsburgh designs if you’re into that sort of thing. Gross, I know)

**obviously those pictures are photoshopped and the athletes and celebrities are not really rocking Bottlegate gear. Don’t even know if I have to say this because everyone with half a brain knows they’re fake but I really don’t wanna get sued by Kardashian’s lawyers**