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Browns Waive Terelle Pryor To Make Room For A Running Back Who’s Hurt. What?

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What? Why? Why even have Terrelle Pryor make the 53 man roster and announce that he’s changing his number to 17… only to cut him the Thursday before the first game of the season? Why have your team Twitter account hype him up all preseason and have him be available to the media as much as he was this summer? What’s the point of cutting a player in your weakest position group to make room for a guy who won’t be ready to play till week 3 or 4? Why not just cut Pryor when the roster was getting trimmed to 53? This makes absolutely no sense. Such a Browns move to cap off a banner week.

I’m not saying Pryor would have made an impact at WR right away but that’s not why the Browns were keeping him. This was a long term project and everybody knew that. But to cut him for a player who won’t be ready to play for awhile? Eh… Why not cut one of our FOUR tight ends? Why not cut a defensive lineman at the bottom of the depth chart?

So, to recap- Browns keep Terrelle Pryor on the 53 man roster. Terrelle Pryor gets cut to make room for an active third running back. That “active” running back won’t be active for about a month.

Welp. At least Turbin lifts

RIP #PryorPorn

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Mike Polk’s Newest Video Will Remind You Of All Those Browns Jerseys You Regret Buying

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Brady Quinn? Check.

Trent Richardson? Check.

Johnny Manziel? Check. (still relevant and still have faith though)

Those are my jersey skeletons hanging in my closet.

Go to the Muni Lot for one game this season and you’ll see the majority of these jerseys being worn proudly. I think in some way it’s a badge of honor among Browns fans. Like it’s a club of people with the mindset of “Yeah I spent $100 on this jersey but fuck it, I’ll support this team no matter if my jersey is relevant or not.” You see someone wearing a Quincy Morgan jersey and it’s hilarious, but then you realize you’re wearing a Jake Delhomme jersey and you can both laugh about how dumb you both are.

This brings up a conversation I just had this past weekend. My friend was in the market for a new jersey and we started discussing his options. Aside from Joe Haden, whose jersey would you go out and buy right now? Remember you have to consider their age, position, contract, production, etc. I said Kruger, Shelton, Hartline, or Crow. He decided on Gipson. Solid pick but before I agree with it let’s hope Gip is here for a couple years before I even think about dropping the cash to buy his jersey.

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Funny Video: Dude Goes Batshit When A Madden Glitch Causes Browns To Lose The Super Bowl

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This video was uploaded a year ago but is just now making the Internet rounds for some reason. And it’s perfect. Just the perfect Browns video and the perfect look into the neurotic Madden mentality. I remember playing Madden 04 the first day I got it and wound up losing 51-48 on a 60 yard Hail Mary to the Baltimore Ravens. I would up throwing my PS2 controller and breaking it.

If the Browns were to ever reach the Super Bowl in our lifetimes I’m almost positive the game would end like this. Just picture the most unlikely, craziest, worst outcome possible and that’s what would happen. It’s inevitable, really.

As for my guy here who’s screaming and kind of being delirious, that’s just Madden Life. It’s not for the faint of heart. Madden doesn’t build character, it reveals it. Sometimes you’ll scream, sometimes you’ll break controllers, sometimes your player will have his arm bend all the way backwards and you’ll end up losing the Super Bowl on a safety. #MaddenLife