Category Archives: Cavs

Introducing Rachel Bush, She’s Dating Browns Safety Jordan Poyer

Her name is Rachel Bush and she’s currently dating Browns safety Jordan Poyer. As bad as the Browns have been on the field, they sure do well for themselves off of the field.

Oh, and LeBron allegedly (definitely) slid into her DMs last night before his game against the Hawks.

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She sat courtside last night and there’s no question why LeBron dropped 34, 6, 6.  Maybe she should sit courtside every game during the playoffs too

 

Enjoy


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Iman Shumpert Throwing His Sweaty Towel On Tyronn Lue Is One Of The More Disrespectful Things I’ve Seen

Now most of you who read this site/follow our Twitter account know that we like to joke around and have fun and usually don’t give a lot of “hot takes.” The Cavs are a really good basketball team and will probably win the East and make the NBA Finals.

But that right there? Maybe the most emasculating and disrespectful thing I’ve ever seen. I can usually spin something or make an excuse for someone no matter what it is. Throwing your sweaty towel on anyone is peak disrespect. Shit, it’s disrespectful to throw your towel at a towel boy. But throwing your sweaty towel at your coach in the middle of a game? What? And the fact that it’s Shump makes it even worse. The dude has had a horrible season thus far and isn’t even a starter. I’d maybe almost understand if this was someone in the Big 3. But Shump? Maybe he should start working on throwing passes instead of throwing towels (Hey-O!).

Just please beat the Nets tonight by like 40 so we can talk about other things. This preseason is exhausting.

Cavs Fan Is Caught On Live TV Bawling After Last Night’s Loss To The Rockets

Man. Gotta feel for this poor guy. He’s held strong through all of the subtweets and unfollows and cheating rumors and trade rumors and trips down to Miami and blowout losses to bad teams and chemistry issues… but this was his final straw. Losing to Houston without your team’s best player was just too much. Sometimes you’ve just gotta have a good cry surrounded by 20,000+ people because of a late March regular season basketball game. And sometimes you’ve gotta let the tears flow on national TV. We all do it. This doesn’t make him any less of a man, he’s just preparing himself for the next inevitable Cleveland heartbreak.

But wait…

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Imagine those waterworks if the Cavs were in 2nd.