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Prisoners react predictably when drone drops drugs in Mansfield prison yard

Via Columbus Dispatch

“The drone deposited a package containing enough tobacco for seven packs of smokes, enough marijuana for about 70 joints and a dollop of heroin that could yield more than 100 doses at Mansfield Correctional Institution.

While the airborne delivery sparked a brawl as inmates tussled over the package, it didn’t ultimately reach its intended target. Corrections officers found it hidden in a rec-yard equipment room.

A report said a fight broke out between prisoners in the north recreation yard of the prison about the time the drone was determined to have dropped the drug package.

During the scuffle, the package was thrown over a fence from the north recreation yard to the south yard, where it was hidden in an equipment room, the report said. Officials also searched roofs for any other packages, but found none.

Corrections officers used pepper spray to douse the fighting and about 200 prisoners from both the north and south recreation yards were carefully searched before being returned to their cells.”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5f76Ega_ag


Tell you what…being in prison and having a drone fly over you and drop a shitload of drugs is just about as close to winning the lottery as you can get. There they are, rotting in the most miserable place imaginable with no joy or hope whatsoever when suddenly a mechanical angel appears and the one thing left on Earth that can make 99% of them happy starts raining down on their gross heads. That’d be like me sitting in my cube at 3:00 on a Wednesday afternoon and a Roomba bumps into my foot with a bottle of Jack Daniels taped to its back.

Also I know the cat in that video wants to make drones sound super complicated and difficult to use cause he’s an expert drone pilot cause he’s a nerd, but spoiler alert, there ain’t no high-rises in Mansfield, Ohio bub.

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Now admittedly I’ve never flown one myself so I don’t know how hard they are to handle but I’ve never been more confident about anything in my entire life than I am when I say, you give me a drone and put me anywhere near that prison and that sucker is gonna end up in the recreation yard.

Kudos to whoever drew this plan up though. So much more comfortable than in someone’s butt.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5JfUh_Kim0

Ohio Woman Says Her Cousin Burnt Her Garage Down Because “he’s mad he can’t get with me”

(video gets good around the 1 minute mark)

“He’s mad because he can’t get with me. I’m married to my husband and it’s a long story…”

Well. OK ya little firecracker!

Props to the interviewer for keeping it together and not keeling over from laughter after she dropped the line about her cousin wanting to bang her. That’s the beauty of live TV, it’s like a box of chocolates, you never know what you’re gonna get. And that’s how these things go viral. Sometimes you’ll get gems like Antoine Dodson, or the Bubb Rubb guy, and sometimes you’ll get people referring to incest with their cousin.

This woman’s husband…. just pray for him. He’s had a rough month.

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Attention Potheads of Ohio, Nick Lachey from 98 Degrees is your savior.

From Ohio.com

He used to croon love songs to the masses.

Now, he wants to grow pot in Hudson.

Nick Lachey, a member of the band 98 Degrees and more recently a television actor, is among five investors in a Hudson marijuana grow center, one of 10 that would be created across Ohio under a proposed ballot issue.


 

Wait. What? Jessica Simpson’s ex is investing in a weed grow center in Hudson, Ohio? What is this world coming to? Right when you think you’ve seen it all, you hop on Twitter and you read that the lead singer of 98 Degrees is one of the main catalysts to making pot legal in Ohio. Go nuts you stoners! Have a party you hippies! Welcome to 2015 when former boy band lead singers are leading the charge to being able to get high legally. What a time to be alive!

Can’t think of a better dude for this either. Growing up as a product of the TRL generation, his music video for “I Do” with Ali Landry (Doritos girl) was one of the defining moments of my teenage years. It pretty much made me into the man that I am today. Plus there was that whole marriage to Jessica Simpson thing.

I mean, I don’t even smoke weed but if Nick Lachey is advocating it, then I may have to rethink my entire stance. I’ll probably convince myself that I would end up looking like him too if I started toking up (sans the tattoos).

Can’t wait to get high in Hudson, look like Nick Lachey, and marry Jessica Simpson and Vanessa Minnillo. Someone pass me that blunt.

While we’re at it, let’s check in on Jessica Simpson and see how she’s doing.

Yup. Still got it.