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Alliance Man Asks Police To Help Find His Weed

Via NewsNet5

ALLIANCE, Ohio – Alliance police report 42-year-old Dennis Wagner asked an officer to help him find his lost marijuana, as he sat in front of his East Summit Street home.

The incident was captured on police body cam. Wagner could be heard telling the officer, “I lost my marijuana somewhere around here.”

Police said it was clear Wagner was intoxicated when he asked the officer for assistance.

Seconds later the officer could be seen picking up the marijuana from the front lawn. Police said Wagner asked the officer if he could throw it back down so he could retrieve it.

Wagner was charged with possession and was scheduled to appear on a drug charge on April 29.


The more time away I spend from this city, the more I miss it, this is just classic Alliance right here. I spent 4 (and a half) years attending college in Alliance and the people who inhabit that fine town are one of a kind lemme tell you. No joke I’m pretty sure I lived on the same street as this guy.

And why is this cop being such a prude? C’mon Officer, the dude just wants his weed, he’s not hurting anybody. What, you’ve never asked someone for help if you lost something? Lighten up a little bit. And yes I’m still bitter when you guys broke up our party in 2010 when we rented a hot tub and had 100+ people at our house. People don’t forget.

If you’d help a little boy find his lost puppy, then why can’t you help Dennis find his lost baggie of weed?

Attention Potheads of Ohio, Nick Lachey from 98 Degrees is your savior.

From Ohio.com

He used to croon love songs to the masses.

Now, he wants to grow pot in Hudson.

Nick Lachey, a member of the band 98 Degrees and more recently a television actor, is among five investors in a Hudson marijuana grow center, one of 10 that would be created across Ohio under a proposed ballot issue.


 

Wait. What? Jessica Simpson’s ex is investing in a weed grow center in Hudson, Ohio? What is this world coming to? Right when you think you’ve seen it all, you hop on Twitter and you read that the lead singer of 98 Degrees is one of the main catalysts to making pot legal in Ohio. Go nuts you stoners! Have a party you hippies! Welcome to 2015 when former boy band lead singers are leading the charge to being able to get high legally. What a time to be alive!

Can’t think of a better dude for this either. Growing up as a product of the TRL generation, his music video for “I Do” with Ali Landry (Doritos girl) was one of the defining moments of my teenage years. It pretty much made me into the man that I am today. Plus there was that whole marriage to Jessica Simpson thing.

I mean, I don’t even smoke weed but if Nick Lachey is advocating it, then I may have to rethink my entire stance. I’ll probably convince myself that I would end up looking like him too if I started toking up (sans the tattoos).

Can’t wait to get high in Hudson, look like Nick Lachey, and marry Jessica Simpson and Vanessa Minnillo. Someone pass me that blunt.

While we’re at it, let’s check in on Jessica Simpson and see how she’s doing.

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Yup. Still got it.