Video: Watch The Trailer For ESPN’s New 30 For 30 ‘Believeland’

Hey did you guys hear the one about how Cleveland hasn’t won a championship since 1964 and the people that inhabit it are sad? Well, if you haven’t, ESPN’s 30 For 30 is here to save the day!

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I think I have a pretty good grasp on how the readers of this site feel and I’m pretty sure you guys will love the first voice you hear.

ESPN also released a quick clip about the psyche of a Cleveland sports fan

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I’ll be there to witness this in person when it opens at the Cleveland Film Festival. Maybe have to bring a few of those mini bottles of liquor so I don’t cry and puke all over myself throughout the film. Looks good though.

PS- One day we’ll figure out how to embed a video that isn’t YouTube or Vimeo on this site but sadly that day is not today.

LeBron trolls the media by eating a banana

https://twitter.com/Shaqtin_A_Fool/status/712985822895714304

Why you eatin’ a banana, LeBron? Does that mean you’re gonna slip on a banana peel, out of Cleveland?

I mean it’s every day with this guy lately, isn’t it? Every single time my phone has lit up over the past month, another notification from Team Stream “Cavaliers: LeBron James…” I swear to god. I mean he’s also been absolutely incredible on the court during that time…

….but is this not like the exact opposite of what Zero Dark 30/23/6 is supposed to be?

At least this was funny, self-aware LeBron instead of passive aggressive LeBron. I like this LeBron a lot better.

PS AHHHHHHH! How many of you know tweeting in the morning after winning the first of a back-to-back?

Strive for greatness out here, cuz.

#NoDaysOff for Cavs Twitter.

https://twitter.com/chriswoodcock22/status/713003657734787072

 

There’s A Dog In The Cincinnati Zoo Who Is Raising Five Orphaned Cheetahs

Via WCPO

A nursery dog is stepping in to help nurse five cheetah cubs after their mother passed away over the weekend.

Willow, a 5-year-old cheetah, was lethargic and had no appetite following the C-section birth of her premature cubs. Zoo staff thought she would make a full recovery, according to a press release from spokewoman Michelle Curley.

“Cheetahs are a fragile species and this difficult birth proved to be too much for her to pull through. Without the C-section, we likely would have lost both the mom and the cubs,” Thane Maynard, Director of the Cincinnati Zoo and Botanical Garden, said in a press release. “Willow was able to contribute to the survival of her species by producing five cheetah cubs.”

The cubs have been bottle-fed by staff since their birth on March 8.

Now, the zoo has employed the expertise of another baby animal whisperer — an Australian Shepherd dog named Blakely.


And that’s just what you’ll get here on Bottlegate. Sometimes you’ll get almost 1,000 words on why being a Cleveland sports fan is exhausting. Sometimes you’ll get a blog on Jim Harbaugh being destroyed on Twitter.

But today you’re getting video of a dog nursing some baby cheetahs. The cuteness levels were so high I couldn’t not post it. Besides, talking about what LeBron says, tweets, or who he unfollows is getting old.

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