Browns

Josh Gordon Is Headed To Rehab

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https://twitter.com/JOSH_GORDONXII/status/781615365679878144

https://twitter.com/JOSH_GORDONXII/status/781615439315099648

First things first- Good for Josh for going to get some help. IF this is legit and not just a publicity stunt (*cough* Manziel *cough*) then this is a good thing for him and I hope he gets the help he needs. No shame in admitting you need help.

That said, this is weird, right? 4 days from being reinstated and no reports (yet) of failing a test. You mean to tell me he just woke up today after serving 90 percent of his suspension and said “I need to go to rehab today.” I just can’t buy that, man.

He’s been around the Browns facility during his suspension:

There was the news last week of a warrant out for his arrest after he failed to submit DNA for a paternity test for over a year. Maybe this is the “pressure and stress” he was referring to in his tweet?

And then there’s the whole Drew Rosenhaus thing. Maybe this is just a power play for his client to get released from a winless team who is rebuilding. If there’s no failed test with Josh, then why wouldn’t he just prolong his suspension/time off, get released, then join another team that doesn’t have a revolving door of quarterbacks? Seems very doubtful but I’m all for a good conspiracy theory.

There’s also this:

https://twitter.com/sexualjumanji/status/781618020007419905

Stay motherfucking woke

 

 

 

 

(he probably failed a test)

 

ohio

Those Creepy Clown Sightings Have Officially Reached Ohio

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Via My Dayton Daily News

Reports of clown sightings started in August in South Carolina, then reports of these creepy culprits started popping up nationwide.

People in neighboring states started alerting their local police stations of clowns hanging around and now people are reporting them in Ohio and locally.

Today, Franklin police were called to an apartment complex where a woman reported being chased by someone wearing a plastic clown mask.

Franklin police were unable to locate the clown.

One man in Greenville recently reported being attacked by two clowns.

A group of children in Brookville called the police because of a clown running around in the local woods near where they lived.

The Brookville Police checked the woods and only found Halloween masks.

 

 

OK this clown thing needs to stop and needs to stop now. The past few months there’ve been clown sightings all over the US and each one seems to be freakier than the one before it. I’m beginning to start to think that there’s an underground clown crime ring and they’re about to do some shit. Think ‘F Society’ in Mr. Robot or ‘Project Mayhem’ in Fight Club… but with clowns which makes it 100% scarier than it already is. If clowns start to make their way towards the Cleveland area then we need to create some sort of clown crusade and round these assholes up one by one. I’ve seen ‘It’ and I’ve seen the carnival season of ‘American Horror Story,’ so I doubt any of the real life clowns are as scary as the TV clowns. Nothing in real life is more frightening than Pennywise. My theory is that they’re planning a big clown attack around Halloween so stay woke.

PS- Don’t let the killer clowns distract you from the fact that the Warriors…

College Football

Bottlegate’s Week 4 College Football Top 10 And Heisman Hopefuls

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Week 4 in the books. Les Miles is out at LSU, Notre Dame is officially dead, Texas A&M is an SEC darkhorse, Wisconsin is for real, and Lamar Jackson just can’t stop scoring touchdowns.

Here’s the Top 10:

 

10. Stanford

Stanford is gonna have one of those seasons where they fly under the radar all season and then somehow end up as the #4 seed in the CFB playoff, I can just feel it. Any team with Christian McCaffrey on it has a chance to run the table. Stanford travels to AP #10 Washington for some Friday Night Lights PAC 12 action. Should be a good one.

Thoughts and prayers if you bet on last week’s Stanford-UCLA game, however.

https://twitter.com/jasonrmcintyre/status/779906297227415556

 

9. Houston

Houston’s win over Oklahoma looks a little less impressive after we found out Oklahoma is kind of average. The Coogs beat up on Texas State last week which isn’t saying much. For Houston, it all comes down to November 17th when they host Louisville. Until then, I’ll probably bounce them around the #5-9 range unless they lose.

 

8. Tennessee

Tennessee was down 21-3 to Florida at the half on Saturday, I declared that they stunk, and then they decided to go Super Saiyan and outscore Florida 35-7 in the second half. It was one of the more fun games this season.

The Vols play Georgia on Saturday, then @ Texas A&M, then they host Bama. Woof.

 

 

7. Michigan

Michigan beat Penn State 49-10 and the only highlight of the game was a tackle by Penn State’s chubby kicker. Michigan hosts Wisconsin on Saturday.

 

6. Clemson

They beat Georgia Tech last Thursday in a pretty boring game. I really just can’t get a read on Clemson this season. We’ll find out a ton about them this Saturday when they host Louisville in the biggest game in college football so far this season. Deshaun Watson vs. Lamar Jackson. God damn this game is going to be a lot of fun.

 

5. Texas A&M

Had Texas A&M ranked #8 last week and this week they jumped 3 spots after an impressive win vs. Arkansas. They’ve been flying under the radar the past few weeks but everyone is starting to find out that these boys can play. Friendly reminder- Trevor Knight has already beaten Nick Saban and Alabama when he played for Oklahoma. People forget that. (Except Nick Saban. Nick Saban hasn’t forgotten that)

 

4. Wisconsin

They already have two top 10 wins this year after beating LSU week 1 and demolishing Michigan State last week. If Ohio State didn’t look like such a dominant team in their victory at Oklahoma I’d probably rank Wisconsin as the best team in the Big 10. Yuuuge matchup with Michigan this week.

 

3. Alabama

They beat Kent State and host Kentucky on Saturday.

 

1.Ohio State & Louisville

Ohio State had a bye and Louisville beat Marshall. At this point it’s not even if the Cardinals can outscore the other team, it’s if Lamar Jackson can outscore the other team by himself. He did. 7 TDs for the Heisman frontrunner compared to 4 TDs for Marshall.

Ohio State hosts Rutgers (yawn) and Louisville travels to Clemson on Saturday.

 

Dropped out: Miami, Arkansas, Michigan State

 

Heisman frontrunners aka Lamar Jackson & everybody else

 

Christian McCaffrey 

436 yard rushing and 119 yards receiving with 4 total touchdowns.

 

Jabrill Peppers

Jabrill Peppers is college football’s version of Terrelle Pryor 🙂

 

JT Barrett

13 total touchdowns in 3 games for JT. Expect him to keep up that pace vs, Rutgers this Saturday.

 

Lamar Jackson

13 passing TDs and 12 rushing TDs. Pretty sure he’s going to score more touchdowns this year than 3/4 of the teams in the SEC.

 

Stanford v Washington on Friday night,  and Wisconsin v Michigan plus Louisville v Clemson on Saturday. Lettt’s gooo!

 

One of these weeks I’ll actually have this done on a Tuesday (when it should be posted) but Indians clinched a playoff berth so, sorry.

 

 

 

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