Death, taxes, Browns losing the season opener. Sure we gave up 31 points to the Jets and our offensive and defensive units looked pathetic… but at least we know how to fucking celebrate.
A+++ moves from Craig Robertson here.
At least we know our punt team won’t let us down.
Best response to the Vine
Get Craig a damn sword!
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Time for the first edition of our 2015 Cleveland Browns Drinking Game. You know what they say “If the team on your TV isn’t very good, it’s time to get wasted.” If you don’t look like this after this Browns game, then you’re doing it wrong:
We’ll try and post a new drinking game every week with rules specific to each Browns opponent. Bring on the god damn Jets.
THE RULES
1 healthy gulp
2 gulps
5 gulps
Finish your beer
Shotgun/Beer bong/Full chug
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