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The Indians Are Inviting Pokemon GO Players Before Friday’s Game

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Screw doing the 999 challenge and killing the inside of my body, I’ll be attending the Indians game Friday to catch em all. What I need to know though is if this is worth the price of admission. If they’re dropping Lures around the park I need to know if there’ll be some good ‘mon running around and not a fucking CP 22 Rattata or 10 Pidgey. There’s nothing worse than going out on a hunt and only seeing shitty Pokemon and having to waste Pokeballs on a Metapod. I’m at level 21 (not to brag) and I don’t want to wrestle a crowd for a few Caterpies and Drowzees. Hopefully a few rare Pokemon make some appearances. 

So when we make our way over to Progressive Field on Friday we’ll have to pack a few Lucky Eggs, light up some Incense, and prepare to add to our Pokedex while eating dollar dogs and drinking beers. Sounds like a helluva night to me. 

 

 

Morning Mishmash

Mishmash- Lion really wants to eat a kid on live TV; Armenian weightlifter’s arms almost snaps off; Nachos to the face

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Cleveland pic of the day

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Here’s LSU’s Leonard Fournette slap boxing a teammate

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If you’re going to be a bad battle rapper, you shouldn’t insult people in the crowd or you might get knocked out

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This year’s Olympic team vs. the 92 Dream Team. Who ya got? I’m saying Dream Team by 12.

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An Armenian weightlifter had quite this mishap at last night’s Olympics. This is graphic and you might not want to watch it.

https://twitter.com/InformandoRD7/status/763538539489271808

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This mother is wayyyy too calm as a lion tries to eat her daughter on live TV

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Here’s Marshawn Lynch little brother following in BeastMode’s footsteps

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Ghostbusters 2 probably won’t be happening because the most recent one is going to lose too much money

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Don’t try and catch a foul ball at a baseball game if you’re holding nachos

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Man took a bullet and a kiss on the lips, in that order, in Cleveland park on Sunday

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From Cleveland.com:

“CLEVELAND, Ohio — A bullet and a kiss – that’s what a man got Sunday in a Cleveland park. A gunman fired a shot into the 19-year-old before planting a kiss on his lips.

No arrests have been made in the shooting, which happened about 9:45 p.m. in a wooded area at Carol McLendon Park on East 98th Street.  

The 19-year-old man and his 20-year-old friend were listening to music and talking at the park. A man they didn’t know slowly walked by the duo and asked for their names.

The two men said their names and the stranger ordered them to the ground before pulling out a gun. He then shot the 19 year old, police reports say.

The man demanded the keys to the 19-year-old’s car. The gunman grabbed the keys, then asked the man for a kiss. He knelt down and kissed the man on the lips and told him: “You have a sexy ass.””

God I love Cleveland.com. We’ve had a bit of a summer lull in the absurd crime stories over the past couple months, but seriously, just look at it:

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“Nah. I wouldn’t click that.” – absolutely no one

The article goes on to say that the shooter couldn’t get the car to start, so he took off on foot. A woman that lives by the park heard a man shouting that he’d been shot, so she called the cops and they carried him to an ambulance when they arrived.

One minute you’re jamming out to some tunes in the park with your friend, the next you’re getting shot and then kissed on the lips and then complimented on your butt and then your car almost gets stolen and then you get carried to an ambulance by a couple police officers. Think the “Life comes at you fast” movement just found a new poster boy.

Hope he’s OK though.

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