Mishmash- Bro commits to Clemson in jorts, chopping trees; Reggie Rucker assaults a guy on a golf course; Skydiving Quidditch

Cleveland pic of the day

Here’s Axl Rose singing with ACDC. Not bad, not bad.

Former Browns WR Reggie Rucker assaulted a man on a golf course

Skydiving Quidditch

This husky really does not want to get out of the bathtub

Guy tries to fight for his ex girlfriend and gets embarrassed in the middle of Chick Fil A

Bartolo went yard this weekend

ICYMI: This dude committed to Clemson while chopping a tree

https://twitter.com/Logan4Rudolph/status/728747407127760896?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

 

Cavs-Hawks Highlight Reel (Hit Em High Mix)

– May 6, 2016 will officially be known as Channing Frye Day in Northeast Ohio from here on out

-Hope to see more Kevin Love and Channing Frye lineups down the road. I remember bitching late in the season about how we haven’t seen them on the court together. Maybe Lue was just saving it for the the playoffs when the Cavs needed a spark.

-Get my bang outs

-Will Tyronn Lue ever lose a playoff game? I’m beginning to think he won’t

– In these first 2 rounds I wanted the Cavs to face some sort of adversity to get ready for the ECF and Finals but the Pistons and Hawks stink soo

-The Hack a Tristan strategy may worry me down the road

-#DestinedForGreatness

-Al Horford’s dunk was a charge and the Kris Humphries “crossover” was a slip and I don’t want to hear otherwise

-It’s weird how much more likable this team is when the playoffs start.  The same thing that happened last year too

3-0 on to Atlanta

A minor league first baseman struck out Nick Swisher last night

From lehighvalleylive.com:

Lehigh Valley IronPigs manager Dave Brundage came to Brock Stassi in the dugout in the seventh inning of Thursday night’s game at Coca-Cola Park. The IronPigs were trailing Scranton/Wilkes-Barre 10-1, and after having to use the bullpen for 13 of the last 18 innings of baseball, Brundage was looking for help.

Brundage called on Stassi to toe the rubber in the ninth inning, with the RailRiders’ 4-5-6 batters due up.

Stassi punched out Slade Heathcott on six pitches to begin his outing. Then, Swisher walked to the plate.

The first pitch was a strike, low in the zone. The second and third were balls, one high and the other outside. Swisher fouled the fourth pitch, before the fifth came in low and inside for ball three.

Stassi had seen Swisher mash plenty of baseballs before. On a 3-2 count, he wasn’t serving up a fastball.

“That’s why I threw him a 3-2 curveball,” Stassi said, “cause if I threw him a fastball, I figured it was coming back at me.”

The looping breaking ball dropped into the bottom of strike zone at a slow-motion 69 mph. Swisher watched it go by. Umpire Ryan Additon called strike three.”


I was gonna start out the blog with “oh, how the mighty have fallen” but this is more of the mighty’s outstretched hand falling to the ground from one last grasp at hope after lying down helplessly since 2013.

Do yourself a favor and read the full article from Greg Joyce (@GJoyce9). He had me on the edge of my seat, feeling like I was watching this clash of the titans unfold with my own two eyeballs.

“Then, Swisher walked to the plate.

This was the former major league All-Star Nick Swisher, the World Series-champion Nick Swisher, the one who has hit 245 homers in 1,527 big-league games and is now trying to get back there while playing for the Yankees’ Triple-A club.

“Just don’t leave the ball up and get yourself hurt,” Stassi thought to himself.

Just beautiful storytelling.

That face you make when you just struck out looking against a first baseman that was drafted in the 33rd round and hasn’t gotten a big league at-bat in 5 professional seasons with the Philadelphia Phillies but you’re still making $15 million this season

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“I guess that’s a feather I can put in my cap,” Stassi said with a chuckle.

KEEP THE CHIEF, BROCK

 

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