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VIDEO: Cavs fan stays true to his word, eats a shirt because the Warriors beat OKC

That’s what Cavs fans DO goddamnit. We follow through on our word. We say we’re gonna do something? We do it. We don’t backtrack and say something like “oh come on I was kidding” or “”by ‘shirt’ I meant Parmesan-crusted filet mignon” like a Warriors fan would.

That being said, I do have a couple discussion points.

  1. “I don’t have a Warriors shirt. I though I do, but I don’t.” Somebody has some explaining to do.
  2. “I don’t want to die so I’m just going to eat like part of this shirt.” ::Proceeds to cut from the 2% of the shirt that is covered in permanent marker::
  3. He did use Sweet Baby’s, so I’ll give him a point back for that.
  4. It also is a girl talking in the background. We’re back to even.
  5. Well there’s no two ways about it, he didn’t finish his swatch. Now I’m not saying I would have, but I also didn’t make a bet in which I had to eat a piece of clothing if I lost. He was 3/4’s of the way there. Take it home, buddy.

These are all minor complaints though. Anybody who eats a piece of clothing to make right on a bet is OK in my book, especially if that person happens to be a Cavs fan.

 

6 Year Old Cavs Fan Stars In A Playoff Hype Video And I Doubt Anyone Is Beating The Cavs Anymore

Get a booster seat and take your place at the table, little guy.

His name is Geo Kerechanin and he’s here to cheer on the Cavs, kick some ass, and steal all the women.

What an absolute God damn beast. I was a bit apprehensive before yesterday’s game but then I saw this little bro on the Twitter timeline and all my worries were gone.  Drake who? Jurassic Park who? Our superfan is twice the man you Canadians will ever be.

Dab on them folk

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Pretty cool video too. It’s nice when dad has some computer skills and can put together an awesome hype video. May have to hire him to make a Bottlegate NBA Finals hype video (if the Cavs make it).

Between Geo and this dude yelling at Raptors coach Dwane Casey I don’t think any fanbase is stronger than us right now

Ken Carman disagrees with the national narrative about the Cavs

Link to the audio HERE

Hey, national narrative about the Cavs:

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There’s nothing, and I mean nothing in the world I love more than table-pounding Ken. It’s by far the best Ken there is. Better than self-deprecating Ken, redneck childhood stories Ken and even “Good God” after a questionable Lima comment Ken. When he starts screaming but the audio actually gets quieter because he’s storming around the studio nowhere near his mic, that’s why you tune in every day. The type of vitriolic tirade that you only get from a guy who was born and raised here. He gets it.

Mr. Carman. Your place at the table.

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