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(VIDEO) LeBron, Kyrie and KLove embark on “The Quest”

(there’s also a behind-the-scenes video in the article)

From EW.com

“Basketball is almost back, and 30 teams will soon embark on their own quest. It starts with Trainwreck star and occasional basketball player LeBron James and his team, the Cleveland Cavaliers — along with comedian Mike Epps — on “The Quest.”

“It’s awesome, man. The creative behind it makes sense for us,” says Cavaliers guard Kyrie Irving. “It fits for what we’re trying to do.”

The players sport desert adventurer garb and gather at the top of the dune. Sadly, the players weren’t actually shuttled to Dubai to film. EW has an exclusive behind-the-scenes video that breaks down production on the video and features interviews with Epps and Irving. 

“The Quest” will also feature the Los Angeles Clippers (Chris Paul, DeAndre Jordan, Paul Pierce) with Billy Crystal and the Houston Rockets (James Harden, Dwight Howard) with D.J. Hughley, and the world champion Golden State Warriors.”

I don’t know what Black Doug from The Hangover is doing at the end there but other than that, this spot is flawless. LeBron with his compass, guiding the Cavs to Mr. Larry O’Brien. Kyrie with his staff, sticking it into the ground and stuff. And Kevin, longingly gazing at the trophy that has eluded him his whole career using a spyglass (full disclosure: I initially typed “telescope”) cause he has bad eyes or something. 30 seconds of poetry in motion.

I guess our celebrity companion could have been worse though. I want absolutely nothing to do with Billy Crystal after the Yankees got shut out at home last night, and if I’m not mistaken, D.J. Hughley isn’t a real person. Mike Epps exists, so we got that going for us.

Clutch of TNT to debut it during the NL Wild Card game tonight, too. The promise of 30 seconds of Kevin Love is more than enough ammo to convince my girlfriend to let me watch it.

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Cavs Fan Changes His “2015 NBA Champs” Tattoo to “2016 NBA Champs”

Last time we checked in with our boy “Lil Geeky” he was sporting a fresh “2015 NBA Champions” tattoo in preparation for the NBA Finals series vs. the Warriors

Well. A after a shattered kneecap and a shoulder that was ripped out by a hippy from Boston, the Cavs weren’t able to bring home that elusive title.

A lot of people laughed and scoffed that someone would willingly tattoo something like that on their body. Well, Lil Geeky is smarter than all of us. A true visionary. When we zig, he zags. We walk left, he runs right. That’s the reason he had the foresight and gumption to make the “5” in “2015” look very similar to a “6” in “2016.” Such a professional, veteran move.

The good thing is that Cleveland fans are totally rational and won’t relate this to any sort of Cleveland curse. Let’s hope the Cavs are able to hoist the Larry O’Brien this season because I don’t think “2016” converts very easily to “2017.”

https://twitter.com/Lonniedoe/status/651155998531391489

Kevin Love is sporting an afro at Cavs media day

The Indians are down to a .6% chance of making the playoffs. The Browns have gone 1-2 through the “easy” part of their schedule to start the year. This media day was one giant glimmer of light in an otherwise desolate Cleveland sports landscape. The wine and gold boys were finally getting back together after a long summer. It’s a day to take pictures, look good and spit some one-liners into a microphone.

“Kevin will take questions now. Yes, man in the back who’s clearly been crying?”

“Hi Kevin. Ai, Bottlegate dot com. Why?”

Have we not suffered enough? Our baseball team was supposed to be good, they ended up stinking, our football team was supposed to stink and has stunk, and our best looking athlete in Cleveland shows up to media day looking like Superbad Jonah Hill. Mother.

It wasn’t all bad cosmetological news out of Independence today though. The King’s hairline is back. Like, really back.