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Hey girls, Kevin Love is on the March cover of GQ Magazine. Let’s rate his pics

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Goes without saying this a 12/10

Coming off of JR Smith’s NBA All Star Fashion Show in, I think it’s safe to say that the Cleveland Cavaliers are the best dressed of all 30 NBA teams. Obviously you knew this March cover was coming for Kevin after he was voted The Hottest Athlete in Cleveland. Let’s rate his spread klove4 9. Has the Blue Steel look to let you know he’s all business when it comes to basketball. Plunging neck line is a nice touch. Rather if it’s hitting up the practice courts or going to get a quick lift in at the gym he’s always dressed to the nines. Also: Who’s the girl? klove3 9.5. Killing the “European Tourist” look with the oversized sunglasses. I’m not crazy about the type of dog but we’ll let it slide for now. I imagine these are the shades he was wearing when he scratched his cornea. Turtleneck swag on a hundred thousand trillion. klove2 10. Senior year yearbook picture for sure. This one will probably be taped up on girls’ walls all over the country. A cockeyed optimist full of unbridled enthusiasm. klove1   10. Hair is suede coat is looks like he’s ready to stroll down to the West Side Market on a brisk Saturday morning in March. Casual as fuck but will break girls’ necks as they snap to watch him walk by.

Go watch his short GQ interview

Mike Polk is Kyle Shanahan in his 32 point exit strategy to leave the Browns (VIDEO)

Damn you Mike Polk. Damn you. I’ve been working on my own 32 pt. Powerpoint presentation to post on here but this just blows it out of the water. This was perfect in every way possible down to Jimmy Haslam’s orange tan to Ray Farmer texting Shanahan during the whole presentation. Andre Knott put on a helluva performance as well.

The sad but true thing about this video is that almost every statement out of the 32 were legitimate reasons to leave. Thirty two reasons. Thirty fucking two. That’s how bad things are right now. Whatever, at least we’re getting new jerseys soon.

Forget Kyrie & LeBron, Moondog is the early frontrunner for MVP of All Star Weekend

I’m sure most of you are focused on LeBron James and Kyrie Irving this All Star Weekend but I’ll let you in on a little secret- The Cavs mascot Moondog is stealing the show.

First there was his reaction after Zach LaVine’s dunk:

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Then there was him “tripping” over a some fan’s feet in the front row

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I realize the trip is probably 95% fake because ya know, he’s a mascot… but if you didn’t laugh at that then I don’t want to know you as a person