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Cavs Fan Changes His “2015 NBA Champs” Tattoo to “2016 NBA Champs”

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Last time we checked in with our boy “Lil Geeky” he was sporting a fresh “2015 NBA Champions” tattoo in preparation for the NBA Finals series vs. the Warriors

Well. A after a shattered kneecap and a shoulder that was ripped out by a hippy from Boston, the Cavs weren’t able to bring home that elusive title.

A lot of people laughed and scoffed that someone would willingly tattoo something like that on their body. Well, Lil Geeky is smarter than all of us. A true visionary. When we zig, he zags. We walk left, he runs right. That’s the reason he had the foresight and gumption to make the “5” in “2015” look very similar to a “6” in “2016.” Such a professional, veteran move.

The good thing is that Cleveland fans are totally rational and won’t relate this to any sort of Cleveland curse. Let’s hope the Cavs are able to hoist the Larry O’Brien this season because I don’t think “2016” converts very easily to “2017.”

https://twitter.com/Lonniedoe/status/651155998531391489

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Fisty McFisterson 69 was in the house at the Tribe game last night

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Any time you have the chance to make the back of your jersey say “McFisterson” with 69 as the number, you’ve absolutely gotta do it.

There goes “Fisty McFisterson 69” the man who once ate 21 dollar dogs, drank 17 Bud Lights at The Corner, and prompted parents all over Cleveland to awkwardly explain to their children why the number 69 is so funny. He is a loathsome, offensive brute… Yet I can’t look away. Fisty McFisterson 69, a man we should all strive to be.

You just know when this dude got done ordering his custom jersey he gave himself a big pat on the back and whispered “Nailed it” under his breath… Nothing says “cool and edgy” like wearing the number 69.

Runner Up for best jersey at the ballpark last night: No New Friends

https://twitter.com/Sasa2455/status/612428721639845888

Almost as bad as this but not quite:

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Eloquent female Golden State fan calls LeBron a “pussy ass bitch” as he walks off the court in game 2

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Confession: I LOVE that this chick did this. Just keep putting more logs on the motivation fire for LeBron and this team. If that “pussy ass bitch” gives us 39 points, 16 rebounds, and 11 assists then I have no problem what this inbred Oakland female fan says about anyone on our team. And how about that deer in the headlights look? Sure everyone can talk shit, it’s what happens after you get called out for it… and this lady crumbled. Just CRUMBLED. I mean, look at this face:

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That’s the “Oh shit, I didn’t think anyone would call me out for what I said, now I don’t have anywhere to hide and I’m totally fucked” face. I have to admit though that the whole “acting like you can’t hear anything” move is pretty savvy and I respect it.

TBH this is probably that extra motivation that LeBron has been hinting at (not really but you know what I mean)

And how about my man on the left? Just rocking that sick chinstrap beard while wearing a beanie inside of an arena during an NBA Finals game. Such an Oakland/San Francisco hipster idiot thing to do.

Cavs in 5.