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Talking starters, shoulders & scoreboards as the MLB Winter Meetings kick off

Major League Baseball’s Winter Meetings kicked off this morning in Nashville, Tennessee. For those not familiar, the Winter Meetings are where representatives from each (major and minor league) team’s front office gather every year to sip coffee, make small talk and trade multi-million dollar contracts. We’ve already seen our first big trade happen, as the Cincinnati Reds sent All-Star closer Aroldis Chapman to the LA Dodgers. The Indians have been relatively quiet this winter in terms of actual transactions, but they’ve been the topic of many whispers regarding their young starting pitchers. When Jeff Samardzija fetches $90 million over 5 years after giving up the most hits and runs out of all qualified starters in baseball, Chris Antonetti will have endless bottles of champagne being sent to his room in hopes of prying a Salazar or Carrasco from his rotation (“Hey Chris, are you from around here? Cause you’re the only ten I see.” – The Dodgers, probably.) Here are some of the latest names being mentioned in the same breath as the Tribe:

  • Oakland A’s 2B/3B Brett Lawrie

  • Free Agent 1B/DH Mike Napoli

  • A Colorado Rockies outfielder (Carlos Gonzales, Charlie Blackmon)

Could Cleveland Indians be Rockies trade partner for pitching?

  • Free Agent outfielder Shane Victorino

  • Although still strictly rumors, the Dodgers losing Zack Greinke to the Diamondbacks may cause them to add a top-tier SP via the trade. Yasiel Puig’s latest off-the-field incident may have lowered his value a bit. They’re also rumored to be talking to Miami about Jose Fernandez, whose value is so astronomical that it might make sense to bring a third team into discussions. I’m not saying, I’m just saying.
  • The Diamondbacks apparently aren’t finished adding pitchers even after signing the best one available. An outfielder like Ender Inciarte could possibly be shopped for an Anderson-Tomlin type.

  • First it was the Indians, then the Mariners, but for now it looks like Marcell Ozuna could stay put in Miami.

https://twitter.com/MLBastian/status/672789960337006593

  • Recent free agent 1B/DHes Pedro Alvarez, Chris Carter

In other news…

  • Michael Brantley was originally reported to miss around the first month of the 2016 season after he underwent shoulder surgery in early November. Then Peter Gammons dropped this bomb last night:

The team has since come out and stood pat on their original timeline:

That’s great and everything, but it makes you wonder where Peter got his info from.

  • New scoreboard!!!!!! What a day to be a season ticket holder in the bleachers. What a day indeed.

 

KEEP THE CHIEF

 

Papa John’s rewarded Browns & Bengals fans a bit differently after Sunday’s debacle

Yep. That sounds about right. Bengals fans get 50% off their pies today for getting a win on the road against a division rival. Browns fans get 50% off because their team was able to score a point. At home. What a perfect illustration of where the two franchises are currently at. Cincinnati rewarded for accomplishing the one single goal a team has for each game. Cleveland rewarded for doing a single positive thing (which really wasn’t all that positive considering they couldn’t sniff the end zone and lost the game 37-3.) To quote the great Bill Murray, “Baby steps.”

(h/t @Bmcbearcats_17 and @ShuetubeUT)

MMDB: Burning Jerseys, Sad Kids, Bagheads, Sad Shirts, Pettine Pays For Tinder, And Empty Parking Lots

MMDB: Monday Morning Disappointment Blog

(no affiliation and not a ripoff of anything SI does every Monday, I swear)

So instead of actually recapping the game yesterday we’re going to put together a disappointment blog. Not much to work with when your only highlights are a Gary Barnidge 24 yard catch and an Isaiah Crowell 23 yard run. There’s nothing worth reliving that happened in the actual game but there were so many things that happened in Cleveland off of it.

Lets go:

This was The Pit around 3 hours before kickoff. Couple empty spots there.

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via @bootsycollins6

We had hooligans running around on the field before the game even started. Unfortunately, this was the most rushing Cleveland would see all day

“Cleveland Curse 216”

https://www.instagram.com/p/-9lBq3Cvkd/?taken-at=30645

We had a guy at Barley House who was literally giving away a prize package to someone if they would just please come and take his tickets

Thankfully some brave soul snatched up the tickets and swag

This guy didn’t even bother giving his tickets away

Even the shirts were sad

The stadium was packed before the game

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Some go getter said “Fuck yo concessions” and brought pizza into the stadium

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via @dennyschultz2

The bagheads were out in full force

https://twitter.com/DustinFox37/status/673575891012706305

https://www.instagram.com/p/–XRCNvvwA/

https://www.instagram.com/p/-9hHTas1Gn/

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Biggest pet peeve: Wearing a jersey of a team that’s not even playing. Makes no sense.

I probably would too

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via @linder_seattle

I really do have a special place in my heart for the diehards who dress up only to have their hearts stomped into oblivion every Sunday

I think we can all agree you’re a Grade A loser if you pay for Tinder. Nevermind his coaching record, paying for Tinder is a fireable offense by itself.

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via @cazremmos

Love this guy

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This dude had an entire row to himself if he wanted it

Some advice to all Browns fans out there: NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER in your life buy season tickets. Worst investment ever. Buy them for a little above face value on Stubhub for the first 4 home games when there’s still hope. When November and December roll around you’ll be able to buy them for $7.00.

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via @bobferrato

 

Johnny and Jordan Poyer’s girlfriends were interested in the game. Don’t blame them one bit, sometimes you have to create your own fun.

https://www.instagram.com/p/-9r1NMlAzL/

This pic really hit home for me. Damn I feel bad for this guy. As a 27 year old I’ve never seen a winning football team so I don’t know what it feels like. I’m able to laugh off losses. These are the people I feel sorry for though- the 40 and overs who have actually seen this team win and know what the playoffs feel like.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯      ¯\_(ツ)_/¯      ¯\_(ツ)_/¯      ¯\_(ツ)_/¯      ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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The fans were not impressed by the clock management

Using XXXL paper bags was a nice touch

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It finally happened. The Browns finally lost a superfan for life. Let’s pour one out for Captain Cleveland.

pour one out asap asap crew rip yams

C’mon, you at least have to take the free stuff…

https://twitter.com/KyleOblyCLE/status/673599487181496320

Good grief.

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The 4th quarter came and the place was packed and jumping!

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This little kid learned a good lesson yesterday. Nothing like a little father-son bonding time to teach what the term “disappointment” means.

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I mean…. damn

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Well, the game ended and we started burning jerseys

I wonder how many texts this phone number gets like this per game

https://twitter.com/bpuro17/status/673573564252037120

THINGS ARE FINE! THINGS ARE FINE!

via @BeardOfWonder
via @BeardOfWonder

 

Anyone need a real estate agent?

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via @usatsportsimage

 

Helluva day at FirstEnergy Stadium.

2-10. On to San Francisco.

 

Play us out, Adele!