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Cavs, Cleveland Indians

Timofey Mozgov threw out the first pitch at the Tribe game and he obviously has a future in baseball

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If you saw Timofey Mozgov walking down the streets of Cleveland and thought to yourself “Hey that looks like a dude who could be a dominant RHP for a Major League club” you’d be 100% right. Ol Timo threw out the first pitch during last night’s Tribe game and you’d have thought he grew up playing with little white balls instead of big orange ones. Seriously. The dude is like a Soviet Randy Johnson except he’s not as creepy, he doesn’t have long greasy hair, and he’s not an acclaimed bird murderer. Just a big friendly fellow from Russia who’s got an arm like a f*cking cannon.

Timofey Mozgov: Professional basketball player, international commercial star, and up and coming big league pitcher. There’s nothing he can’t do. A real renaissance man.

Warm up pitches. Cannon. Heard he clocked in at 107. Those thuds you hear are baseballs dying.

He met Michael Bourn and basically swallowed his entire hand

He’s taller than most girls in Cleveland.

cover pic via Fox Sports 

Browns

A comprehensive gallery of all the Browns new uniform combinations

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Well the Browns revealed what we already knew for awhile but I think we can all agree these look about a BILLION times better on an actual football player instead of in the back shipping room of a Dick’s Sporting Goods. Honestly I think they nailed this. From the “Cleveland” on the front to the “Browns” vertically on the pant leg, these babies are 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

 

PS- Screenshotting these off of the live stream suuuucccckkkeeeddd

 

Cleveland

Don’t drive your car in downtown Cleveland because it will get smashed by falling bricks

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Via Fox 8

CLEVELAND– Bricks have fallen off of a building on East 6th St. and Vincent in downtown Cleveland. They landed on a vehicle; no one was inside at the time.

 

This happened yesterday and is pretty much the shittiest way to start your week ever. Not only was it a Monday and the Indians got swept by the Tigers the past weekend, now you have to deal with a load of bricks falling out of the sky and onto your ride. If you really think about it though, this is the perfect metaphor for a Monday. You know that saying “hit you like a ton of bricks” totally applies here. It’s Monday, you’re probably hungover and fighting downtown traffic. I bet most people would welcome this happening to them… something to take them out of their misery.

I expect this to happen tonight during the Browns jersey reveal. If the jerseys don’t end up looking like the ones that have leaked, expect this destruction and chaos times 1000.

…I know we’re late on posting this but jersey leaks and Muni Lot announcements are more important than a car that got a couple dents in it.

Pics via Fox 8