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Brawl in a Columbus Walmart parking lot ends with a dude getting tased into oblivion

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YouTube– Only at Walmart on main st, people fighting and hit getting tased

Nice little brouhaha in a Columbus Walmart parking lot to get your Friday started. There’s just something about seeing someone drop like a sack of bricks after getting hit with a taser, ya know? If you can’t get a good laugh after seeing someone get tased and tensing up as stiff as a board then I don’t want to know you as a person. What makes this video even better is the nice serene rainbow in the background. I almost missed the fight because I was focusing too hard on the rainbow.

How do we know this is in Columbus, you ask? Well, the YouTube uploader is named Tiarra Brundidge. Her Facebook says she currently lives in Columbus. Columbus is also home to a Wal Mart in Whitehall that is located on a “Main Street.” Boom. Journalism 101 by your boys over on Bottlegate dot com.

This gif has been floating around Twitter. Good lord.

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Still the best taser video:

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Cardale Jones is going to beat the sh*t out of Joakim Noah

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Cardale Jones and his Buckeye bunch were on hand to witness the beatdown the Cavs gave the Bulls last night. Little did we know a feud between two sports stars would bloom right in front of our eyes.  (I use “stars” loosely because Joakim Noah is the definition of a bum)

It all started when Cardale and co. were shown on the Humongotron at the Q

Them’s fighting words and the whole statement is just stupid on every level. Cardale literally murdered the entire Southeastern Conference on January 1, 2015. But then again everyone knows that Joakim Noah is the fakest tough guy in the world and he LOVES muttering insults under his breath. He’s a 9 year old scorned schoolgirl who was picked last in kickball during gym class. If you recall he did the exact same thing at the Q on Easter.

After the game Cardale found out what Jo said and wasn’t thrilled.

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Can you imagine that fight? The state of Ohio’s current favorite athlete vs. The state of Ohio’s current least favorite athlete. Mayweather-Pacquiao might as well be the JV matchup compared to this showdown.

I love this. The hate just got turned up to a hundred thousand trillion towards Joakim Noah. See you game 3 at your house.

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Ding ding ding!
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Video of the Brawl at Chuck E. Cheese in Parma… because a photo booth wasn’t working correctly

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videos via Scott Taylor

Well the videos kind of suck but you can see the gist of what went down. Some sort of brawl was started because a photo booth at a Parma Chuck E. Cheese wasn’t working. I guess in 2015 a malfunctioning machine is grounds to throw down and start a riot. Ha! Who knew?

From Fox 8

PARMA, Ohio- Several employees were injured during a brutal attack at the Chuck E. Cheese in Parma Sunday night.

Just after 7 p.m., a woman attending a birthday party at the Chuck E. Cheese on Ridgewood Drive complained to the manager because the photo booth was not working, Police Sgt. Kevin Riley said. The manager told the woman she would have to wait.

That’s when one of the men from the party followed the manager into the kitchen, threatening to kill him. Parma police said the manager suffered injuries to his face and head as he was beaten. When employees tried to intervene, more men from the birthday party joined the brawl.

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Good God. Imagine being a worker at Chuck E. Cheese that night. I bet that they’re not exactly raking in the dough… You’ve gotta deal with whiny, germ filled, annoying ass kids all day on top of keeping your head on a swivel in case some asshole party goer tries to deck you because they can’t sit in a booth to get their picture taken. Talk about “not worth it.”

“Uh yeah, here are some free tokens. Please don’t beat the shit out of me because the photo booth isn’t working k thanks. I’m not a mechanic, I’m just a high schooler that wears a mouse costume on the weekends.”

PS- How big of an asshole do you have to be to start a fight at Chuck E. Cheese? Seriously… Like, the biggest asshole of all time, right?