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The top reasons to hate the Boston Celtics and the entire Boston fanbase if you’re a Cavs fan

If you’ve been following along with Bottlegate you’ll know that sports hate is one of our main themes on the site. It’s healthy to keep your hate sharp in sports. Whether it’s hating Oregon in the National Champioship or you’re hating Wisconsin Whitewater if you’re a Mount Union fan, hate keeps the world spinning.

Our first Playoff Hate Mode victim is the Boston Celtics and the entire Boston fanbase. My personal opinion is that Boston fans are the most unbearable on Earth. They whine, they bitch, they have a superiority complex and they talk like dolts.

Here we go. All aboard the hate train CHOO CHOO!!


Bill Simmons


I used to like Bill Simmons. I really did. He used to be the “average Joe sports fan” and he was great at it. But a couple years at ESPN, a couple years living in LA, and a couple few thousand celebrity name drops in his columns have rendered him completely unbearable.

This was his reaction after the Cavs won the NBA Lottery last year. Shut up Bill. If you’re not with us, you’re against us and Bill Simmons is definitely not with us.


Keep your hate sharp and keep hating Bill


Marcus Smart


If you like rooting against dirty players who purposely punch guys in the dick, then Marcus Smart is the man for you!

Marcus Smart Ejected After Punching Matt Bonner In The Balls

If you like rooting against renowned floppers, then Marcus Smart is the man for you!

I guarantee Marcus Smart catches one on the chin this series. The dude is a punk ass, has been since college. Before the draft last year he said in an interview he’d like to play against LeBron James. When he got drafted by the Celtics last year he reiterated the same thing.


 Well Marcus you get your chance on Sunday and I hate you.

This fucking kid



Screw you dude. You don’t even know what it feels like to be a real fan. You’re a teenager and you’ve never experienced the pain of defeat. You take those parades for granted you spoiled prick.

Hate on a hundred thousand trillion


The Boston fanbase


The Boston fanbase manages to simultaneously sport superiority AND inferiority complexes. You can’t have it both ways. They used to be the blue collar, underdog fans of sports. Now they’re the whiny crybaby fanbase. Bitching about Deflategate, Simmons bitching about the NBA Lottery. Shut up you Beantown pricks, just shut up. You can’t have it both ways. Either you’re still the gritty fans, or you’re the sissy nancyboy fans… You’re definitely the latter.

And I hate you all.


The Bostonian


If you’ve ever listened to a sports talk radio show in the Cleveland area, chances are you’ve heard this guy. With his annoying Boston accent he’s been a fixture on the Cleveland airwaves for as long as I can remember. Most Clevelanders hate him, I happen to think he’s hilarious. But nothing and I mean nothing will make me happier than hearing him talk in circles after the Cavs lay a beatdown on the Celtics and sweep the opening series.

Hate you Pete (jk I kinda love you but 99% of Ohio hates you)

This shirt


lebronbitch1 lebronbitch2 lebronbitch3

Burn it. Enjoy wearing it while we’re in the finals this years, bitches.

Everyone that wears this is the most hateable person on Earth.

Their ugly disgusting accent


I don’t know how an entire region could be so dumb. Honestly, the way Bostonians pronounce words is mind boggling. Like, they have no regards for letters or pronunciation. Do they just not care? Or are they just illiterate? I don’t man, I just don’t know.

I hate the way you talk and probably hate the way you look.


They talk shit about teams with a “Big 3” yet if they never had a Big 3 they’d have never won a title


Just a typical Boston being Boston thing. Scumbag hypocrisy at it’s finest.

I hate hypocrites.


It’s kind of amazing how much I didn’t mind Marcus Smart until writing this post. He’s got Joakim Noah and Miguel Cabrera level of hatred right now. Speaking of Joakim Noah, THAT hatred list is going to be fun to do (if we end up facing them)


I leave you with the best video I’ve ever laid eyes on

10 Reasons to hate the Oregon Ducks if you’re a Buckeyes fan

College football. A sport littered with rivalries and downright hatred between fanbases. Ohio State-Michigan, Auburn-Alabama, Oregon State-Oregon. The most passionate and insane fans call the college side home on the gridiron.

In the past three games, Ohio State has played some pretty “hateable” competition; Michigan (obviously); Wisconsin (Big Ten rival, have had some great matchups with the Bucks the past couple of years); and my personally most hated school/state in the US- Alabama. 3 schools that are easy to hate if you’re a Buckeye fan. But what about Ohio State’s opponent in the national championship games? There’s nothing really to hate about Oregon, right?


There’s plenty to do with the University of Oregon that’ll sharpen your Hatred Knife. From Phil Knight to their uniforms to their mascot, here are the Top 10 reasons to hate the Oregon Ducks presented in no order (except #1… #1 is in a class all by itself)


Honorable Mention:


KISS- Keep It Simple, Stupid. Short & quick and to the point while presenting a valid statement. Hipsters. Fucking. Suck. Oregon has tons of hipsters.

If A=B and B=C then A=C.

Hipsters suck… so that means Oregon sucks. Yeah your face  just got melted off due to the Transitive Property.

Top 10 in no order (except #1)


10. Their uniforms are trash

Oh, I know how we can be cool. Let’s have a different uniform combination EVERY game ever. GREAT IDEA!! Sure, lets leave our uniform decision up to an 11 year old with ADHD who hasn’t taken his Ritalin in 5 months.



I imagine the conversation to go something like this every week:

“Hey this neon green will go good with a dark purple”

“But Phil, purple isn’t one of our school colors”

“Shut up, we just released the new Kobe 9s, we’re using purple!”


Fuck school colors. Fuck tradition. Let’s wear whatever Nike is pushing that month.

Joey Bosa summed it up perfectly

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9. This snowball fight video

Oh, no big deal just members of the Oregon football team pelting professors in the face with snowballs. Slap on the wrist here, slap on wrist there. Jerks.

8. Marcus Mariota

He’s so perfect. So great. What a choir boy. Nah. You’re a QB in a very quarterback friendly system. You don’t hear much from Jeremiah Massoli or Darron Thomas nowadays, do you? What about Dennis Dixon? Oh, that’s right they were all Oregon QBs who had great college careers but flamed out in the NFL. The next Oregon QB will throw for 30 TDs and rush for 15 TDs. Snore. The QB after that will do the same. And the one after that and the one after that. Not impressed.

ESPN, please get off your knees
ESPN, please get off your knees

7. They thought this was hilarious after the FSU game

Making fun of a horrible & unspeakable act? Classy.

6. They run a dirty program

You think tattoos are bad? They gave away shaving supplies aka FREE RAZORS. Now I don’t know about you but any university that gives away deadly weapons like that shouldn’t be a university. The administration at Oregon should be ashamed.


Laser tag and MINI GOLF? Throw the book at them. Dirty I tell you. DIRTY!



5. Oregon is in bed with Phil Knight

The whole university is run by the co-founder of some company that builds shoes; Phil Knight.

These are a few excerpts from an article SI did on him awhile back. You can read the full article here

When Phil Knight gets to his suite at Autzen Stadium to watch his beloved Oregon Ducks, he can put on his headset and listen to the Ducks’ coaches call plays.

Without Knight, Oregon would be thrilled to go to the Holiday Bowl. Without Knight, Oregon would be asking for money instead of printing it.

No, most of Knight’s spending is about recruiting. He spends to excess in order to impress high school kids.

By the time Knight is done with this football facility, he will have spent more than $300 million transforming Oregon athletics.

I’s sure none of the athletes there NEVER get any under the table perks. Never.


4. Their mascot


It’s bad enough when your mascot is a duck. It’s even worse when it’s a blatant ripoff of the least intimidating Disney cartoon character ever.



3. Chip Kelly screwed the Browns over


It started off with this

chip kelly meet

Which led to this and everyone got excited:

chip kelly near deal


But wait….

chip kelly eagles


Welp. Fuck.

chip kelly played


Chip Kelly I hate you and hate the program that you built.


2. Their basketball court

Who signed off on this? No doubt one of the ugliest sporting venues in the United States

Because NOTHING says “basketball” like a forest painted onto a hardwood court.


1. This song

Remember the  90’s smash hit “Return of the Mack?” You know the classic song that goes “You lied to me…” Awesome song, right? Put that on at any party/at any bar and you’re the hit of the night…


The University of Oregon took that classic, spit on it, stepped on it, ran it over with a lawnmower, cut it up with a machete and then buried it in the backyard with their rendition titled “Return of the Quack.”

Imagine the sound of Stephen Hawking having sex, mix that with Flo from Progressive’s voice, add knives & forks scratching on a plate… Take all of those sounds and add them together… and you’ll have the same musical pitch and melody of this “song.” It doesn’t help that the singers each sound like a Cocker Spaniel getting neutered. If you don’t believe me, just give it a listen.

FUCK that song. Sick Casey Matthews reference btw…



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PS- I didn’t really hate the Oregon football team before compiling this list but after working on this I talked myself into genuinely hating them. I do respect them but the hate flows strong through my veins.

Can’t wait till Monday

Go Bucks