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It doesn’t get any more American than this 14 foot bald eagle snow sculpture

February 25, 2015 Mike Leave a comment

You know what they do for guys like this? They make theme songs for guys like this:

The only thing this picture is missing is a fireworks display, some apple pie, a Pamela Anderson red bikini Baywatch cutout and Hulk Hogan himself.

Don’t really know much about the photo other than it was taken in Napoleon, Ohio. If this guy made this recently then huge huge props to him for withstanding the freezing temperatures and creating this masterpiece.

I spent all weekend sitting inside bitching about the cold, binge watching Netflix and drinking hot chocolate while this guy was busy turning a 14 foot mound of snow into a patriotic landmark with his bare hands. In related news I’m a huge pussy.

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O look here’s Bigfoot spotted taking an afternoon stroll in Lorain County

January 17, 2015 Mike 2 Comments

From Cryptozoology News

LAGRANGE, Ohio– An intensive-care nurse snapped a picture of what she believes could be a “Sasquatch” creature in northeastern Ohio.

The photograph, released on internet forum The Gear Page by a musician named Gurtz who claims to be the cousin of the eyewitness, was reportedly taken at 2:30 p.m. on Jan. 11, 2015.

“She works nights in ICU,” Gurtz said. “She’s really freaked out about it,” he added, “she says could have only been a Sasquatch.”

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Welp. That 1 small, blurry, zoomed out picture is all the proof I need! We officially have a new 7 foot hairy, stinky neighbor here in Northeast Ohio. Someone get Bobo and Cliff on the scene here STAT. Renee can stay at home, she stinks.

Quick, tell me if you see any differences in the 2 pics below. 1 is the totally real not fake at all Bigfoot, the other is some creepy guy (me) dressed up in a gorilla mask.

Can you tell which is which? I certainly can’t. Surprised picture #2 hasn’t been submitted to the Bigfoot Internet forums. It’s pretty much the same creature that was spotted in the Patterson-Gimlin film.

Ohio State just won a national championship, the Cavs have won 2 in a row and beat a good Clippers team last night, and we just confirmed a Samsquanch lives in the area. Life is good here in Ohio I’d say

Pretty sure we already had a confirmed sighting of Bigfoot in the Muni Lot earlier this year but whatever

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Some dude in Ohio is being forced to remove his “Zombie Nativity scene”

December 27, 2014 Mike Leave a comment

From Fox News

An Ohio homeowner was ordered by town officials to remove a Nativity scene in front of his house that featured zombies instead of wise men and a baby Jesus.

“I wanted a Nativity and I worked with what I had,” Jasen Dixon, who manages a nearby haunted house, told Fox 19. “The neighbors don’t like it. My father hates it and anything bad that happens he blames it on that.”

The Nativity scene features life-size figures and a zombie baby Jesus, with pale skin and pure white eyes. At night, the figures are illuminated by red and green lights.

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Hey Jason, why don’t you lighten up, dude? It’s the Christmas season for Christ’s sake. People like nutcrackers, Santas, elves, candy canes, sugar plums, and 8 pound baby Jesuses. They don’t want to see demon babies foaming at the mouth and running around the front yard like they’re being chased by Rick and Daryl on the way to Terminus.

And Jason spare me the “woe is me” “infringing on my rights stuff.” You knew exactly what you were doing when you made this and knew the amount of backlash you’d receive.

Tis the season