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LeBron really does drive a Kia

Is Richard Jefferson’s playoff Snapchat the best thing to ever happen to Bottlegate?

Does a one legged duck swim in circles?

His name is “rjeff24” and you can find documentation of his recent shenanigans here and here.

In his most recent gift to us last night, Richard 1000%/100% confirms that LeBron James does, in fact, drive a Kia. Granted, it’s a Kia K900 that starts at around $50,000, which puts it on par with some of the lower-end Mercedes and BMWs that I found in my 25 seconds of research, but it’s a Kia nonetheless.

I, like Richard, respect the move from Bron. He’s over 30 now, which means he’s officially in the “I know what I like and I don’t want to chance” phase of life. Probably still gets the newspaper delivered every morning because he “likes the feel” of it.

PS Richard could read me bedtime stories every night until the day I die and I still wouldn’t be able to wrap my head around that voice coming from that body

Huge News: Magazine Kevin Love Has Been Given Shotgun Privileges While Channing Frye Is In The Back Seat

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Wow!!! Haven’t see a twist like that since the ending of the Sixth Sense! Just when you think MKL has been relegated to the backseat for the rest of his life magazine life, RJ gives him shotgun privileges and tells Channing Frye to get his ass in the backseat. Equal rights for humans and paper. It’s beautiful, really (even if it is a tad cruel to put a 6’11 dude in the backseat in favor of a picture).

The fact that they laminated the pic makes me think MKL will be around for the length of the playoffs. This could be the final piece to winning Cleveland a championship.

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These are the kind of blog posts you’ll get about the Cavs when they haven’t played in about a week.

Richard Jefferson Is Driving Around With A Magazine Cutout Of Kevin Love In His Front Seat And It’s Hilarious

The saga of Magazine Kevin Love continues…

First, this video of LeBron and Richard Jefferson on the team plane after last night’s win in Detroit posing with a magazine ad of a guy that looks almost identical to Kevin Love (I’m not sure if it’s Kevin or not but I don’t think it is):

Then this series of videos posted on Richard Jefferson’s Snapchat today with RJ just chillin with Magazine Kevin Love in the front seat of his Ford:

MKL (Magazine Kevin Love) even gets a banana fed to him

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I don’t know, guys. I really wish this team would just stop having so many chemistry issues and would just learn to like each other off of the court. If only Kyrie could stop worrying about his shoe colors and start worrying about the playoffs…

… and Kevin would stop being beautiful in Banana Republic ads then maybe, just maybe, they’d have a chance in a 7 game series. Until then, I don’t know what to tell you.

Sidenote: Richard Jefferson is quickly climbing the power rankings for “Most Likable Cavalier”

UPDATE: Kevin has lost his shotgun privileges in favor of Channing Frye